Sayings/Quotes

[LongLang]

something i find myself saying more and more lately. in reference to stupid people attempting things they have no understanding of: "if you can't swim, stay the fuck out of the water"

and my old favourite being: "it ain't a crime if you don't get caught"


i also like "the problem with common sense is that its not all that common anymore"

 

[Dancini]

something i find myself saying more and more lately. in reference to stupid people attempting things they have no understanding of: "if you can't swim, stay the fuck out of the water"

and my old favourite being: "it ain't a crime if you don't get caught"


i also like "the problem with common sense is that its not all that common anymore"

Those 3 are quality

 

[BatBlue]

One my dad always uses and it's got me through is "it's better to say there it is than where is it"

and I like "some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill" from the first Blade movie.

 

[toby]

I am a true beleiver in

When one door closes another one opens

What goes around comes around


Not sure about these two

If you catch a weasel asleep piss in its ear

There's more than one way to choke a pig than with butter