Scenes on the train

[manchester blue]

Sat around me are a number of people who can't seem to match the seat number on their reservation to the one on the seat. It's not rocket science. There's a carriage letter, which is A, C, D or F. .

That's Bsist and Esist.

That reminds me. Why is it always A, C, D & F? Where the fuck are B & E?

There's on in Stockport opposite Decathlon.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Marklr]

Is that ventriloquism? He hardly moves his lips.

 

[normskih]

Is that ventriloquism? He hardly moves his lips.

According to those hashtags it says funny? Was that video supposed to be funny, I just heard a lot of swearing and not at all funny. Oh well, it takes all sorts.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I had a German grandmother and would quite happily wear a "Blue eyed Poland annexing monster" shirt around the house

 

[Stoned Rose]

And forgot to mention the smart-suited guy with the teddy boy ducks-arse hairdo. I kid you not.

@gordondaviesmoustache wouldn’t lower himself to using a train, surely?

 

[pride in battle]

On my usual Friday train journey and I've posted on my experiences before and today is worth another thread.

Sat around me are a number of people who can't seem to match the seat number on their reservation to the one on the seat. It's not rocket science. There's a carriage letter, which is A, C, D or F. Then there's a seat number and there's a number on the seat itself.

Then opposite me there's a fat ginger bird (does it get any worse) who's spent the whole of the last 45 minutes putting on make up. No matter how much you put on love, you're still a fat, ugly, ginger bird. And the Brummies haven't even got on yet.

Now the "catering manager" is telling us that the catering crew will be changing in 10 minutes (why - we're in the middle of nowhere?) so to get our refreshments before they do. What are they changing into?

Going to be a long afternoon I reckon.

This has aged well...NOT

 

[bluwes]

I love this thread

 

[Marklr]

According to those hashtags it says funny? Was that video supposed to be funny, I just heard a lot of swearing and not at all funny. Oh well, it takes all sorts.

Obviously, the voice is dubbed over the clip and nobody on the train can hear it. So why are we seeing this weird man? And why is he smiling like that?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Trains are for shit bags