Scrap in a pub

[BimboBob]

What were the circumstances that led to a bloke in the pub calling her a slag?

Low cut top?

Quick feel under the table when you went to the bar?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Well, just lately the world appears to be overrun with violent scrotes causing mayhem and inflicting violence
on innocent revellers in boozers. I've been around the tracks for many a year, and can honestly say that any encounters
of a similar nature can be counted on the fingers of one hand. I'd like to know where these particular drinking dens are
so that they may be avoided, I would advise fellow members on here to be wary of just walking in anywhere, without having
a local, trusted karate black belt case the joint first.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Calling Bluewarrior.

We have found who you need to beat up the pub bullies.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I've managed to get to the age of 46 without ever head butting anyone. I might put it on my bucket list.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I did once but I felt like a twat over it.

Then again, I was justified. Some guy in a pub was laughing at dwarves for not being able to reach the bar and he kept moving the stools and saying you can't buy what you cant reach. Fucking liberties. When he threw coins and made remarks about short change I saw the fucking red mist and was two minutes away from pulling my phone out and calling West Ham.

 

[stonerblue]

Hope you made him apologise to your mrs as well.

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

My wife would have got to him first.

Ha ha, reminds me of that old Les Dawson classic.....

I was out walking with the wife and her mother, when 6 young tearaways jumped us and started attacking the wife's mother.
"Aren't you going to do something to help?" wailed the wife.
"Nah, 6 of them should be enough....."

 

[crazyg]

Some of the comments on here , have proper made me belly laugh thanks had a proper shit day .

How's your head now?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

And for clarification, my headbutts are never a subtle "how do you do Sir", we're talking full on "Honda out of Street Fighter"

 

[PW]

Some young lad just chucked a beer over my misses In the pub.
I jumped up.
Had hold of him round the neck.
Told him if I ever see him again I will break every home in his face.
The red mist came down and I head butted him.
No bar staff were in the area.
Misses is now really worried
I no i shouldn't have gone as far as I did...
She's cackin it now and I've got proper head ache

I think you should be applauded for such gallantry. Nowadays these scrotes think they can do what they want without consequence. You've taught him a valuable life lesson and I bet he will think twice about behaving in such a twatish manner in the future. Bravo.