Scruffy, coughing and spluttering bloke on the train

Last time I met a proper scruffy geezer on a train it was on the train to Blackpool. It was a little Scottish guy from Glasgow who'd been on the go since the early hours, and had finally reached his destination. Poor fella was absolutely wankered, and didn't know his arse from his elbow. I was with my missus, and we helped him get off the train and pointed him in the right direction.

He absolutely insisted we took the contents of his carrier bag for helping him, because he'd 'had his fill anyway'. Turned out to be 6 cans of beer - sadly McEwans Export, but it was the thought that counts.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I got the train into London today and this scruffy feller gets on, no fashion sense at all and starts coughing and spluttering every 4 seconds.
People were changing carriages rather than breathing in his dirty germs.

Anyway, as it happens, he took his coat off and put it in the luggage rack amd then got off and left it up there. I had a quick look around and everyone else had got off. A quick look in the jacket and there is the wallet, nice wad of cash in there and a few credit cards, a membership to an all male.sauna and his drivers licence.

I felt so bad for the geezer so I just posted his wallet with the credit card, sauna membership and licence to his address on the licence. I didn't think it was wise sending cash through the mail, there's some right robbing bastards around.
Oh and I accidentally left.the jacket on the train!
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I thought this might have been a parody about @BlueHammer85's day, but he'd have spent all his cash in the all male sauna.
 
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