I got a Special limited MCFC Rolex watch delivered by Pep and Captain Gunny.
....but I'm allergic to platinum and to make matters worse the diamond encrusted bezel entangled one of my ball sack hairs whilst showering and remained entangled for 3 whole days, the discomfort was unbearable!!
To compound matters, whilst shopping near Rochdale an old lady approached me and said "do ya have the time time on ya cock?"
.....and I'm now banned from Morrisons Heywood, thanks to Manchester City!!
It really isn't good enough CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!