Secret Santas

[Gaylord du Bois]

A 1.6 inch butt plug.

 

[weeman19_89]

He isn't a mouthy rag by any stretch of the mind. I decided to go light on him and just get him a personalised mug instead.

Thanks for the ideas everyone :)

What?!?! Is that in.
Never gonna get that minute back in my life.

That's what your bird said to you last night.

Haha

Was you hiding in the wardrobe?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

What?!?! Is that in.
Never gonna get that minute back in my life.

That's what your bird said to you last night.

Haha

Was you hiding in the wardrobe?

Nah, she told me before.

 

[weeman19_89]

That's what your bird said to you last night.

Haha

Was you hiding in the wardrobe?

Nah, she told me before.

The bitch .... back in a minute!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Haha

Was you hiding in the wardrobe?

Nah, she told me before.

The bitch .... back in a minute!

That's all it takes according to her.

 

[MikeF]

A Winston Churchill statue and a pizza

 

[metalblue]

To give this thread, nay this site, it's dignity back (personalised mug ffs) "mine" has got a helpline t-shirt complete with photos of each of the 6 (yes six) goals AND a scoreboard mug, I quite like some the of the other ideas as well so might get a little carried away - my rag isn't a gobby one either but he has had it far too easy in life for far too long therefore I want to humiliate him, it is the only path to righteousness.

 

[GazM]

Plastic dog turd.