Selling a laptop

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Make sure you have some mates with you in case he's a serial rapist/killer.

Good advice. I hope he doesn’t ask @Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese to be with him cos that **** looks like Harold Shipman's double, the beady eyed dodgy ****; )

 

[burning blue soul]

Probably full of Welsh sheep shagging footage with Peefree grinning away in his daft bucket hat whilst basting the lamb in man fat.

It's going for 80 quid, you say?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

It's going for 80 quid, you say?

It's a ton to you you dirty minded perv; )

 

[dronefromsector7G]

It's going for 80 quid, you say?

I’ll bid 85

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

It’ll be face to face only. I sold an unwanted tv on there and he came to the flat to pick it up.

...and that was the last anyone saw of him. Hmmm.

 

[burning blue soul]

I’ll bid 85

I'll go 90 and throw in a pair of slightly used galoshes...

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Make sure you have some mates with you in case he's a serial rapist/killer as well

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Tell him/her you've got 2 others interested and it's £100 cash or bank transfer on collection beforehand so they don't try and lowball you. Stand your ground and good luck.

I’ve had a few messages now. Unless there’s £100 in my hand then they’re not having it. My TV went quickly.

I think they’re more at risk that I’m selling them a piece of crap (not that I am.)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I’ve had a few messages now. Unless there’s £100 in my hand then they’re not having it. My TV went quickly.

I think they’re more at risk that I’m selling them a piece of crap (not that I am.)

As long as they see it in good working order you'll have no comebacks, unless you have some dodgy stuff on your hard drive, like stuffing your googly eyed gurning face with a big German curryworst wearing a baggy bucket hat; )

Only joking pal: )

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

As long as they see it in good working order you'll have no comebacks, unless you have some dodgy stuff on your hard drive, like stuffing your googly eyed gurning face with a big German curryworst wearing a baggy bucket hat; )

Only joking pal: )

@peofrey