Selling my house

[mammutly]

I don't think they really want to move.

 

[MikeF]

I think we should all book viewings

as a group tour

I've booked us in at 10am sharp

It'll be better than any madam tussauds trip

 

[Crouchinho]

I can only assume these are old biddies who have tried to go modern with the white but failed miserably

I think I'd prefer old granny carpet, old net curtains and stained yellow wallpaper at the viewing. At least you could get an idea for size and what's what!

 

[mammutly]

I think I'd prefer old granny carpet, old net curtains and stained yellow wallpaper at the viewing. At least you could get an idea for size and what's what!

Here you go, mate:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.gilf.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.gilf.net</a>


;-)

 

[Crouchinho]

I think I'd prefer old granny carpet, old net curtains and stained yellow wallpaper at the viewing. At least you could get an idea for size and what's what!

Here you go, mate:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.gilf.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.gilf.net</a>


;-)

Lol I fell for that one and clicked, just realised what I wrote. Only like granny carpet after 3 stellas

 

[owen-mcfc]

You reckon if he got robbed he would notice its gone?

 

[mackenzie]

I have never understood the need for so many cushions or pillows. Can anyone explain? I think I need to empathise.

It's like an explosion in a Dunelms.

Horrible.

 

[sir baconface]

Good wind-up, mate. What's it called? Dundippin?