Semen is ‘good for you’

[Timmmmahhhh]

Gimme a shout when you're ready bob.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

on the other hand
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1358845/Oral-sex-bigger-cause-throat-cancer-tobacco.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... bacco.html</a>

Totally must agree with that and steer well clear of anything long and pokey approaching my lips unless it's a jumbo sausage from the chippy

You wont get many admirers with that stance.

 

[Pigeonho]

I used to work with a girl who's then boyfriend took great pleasure in licking his freshly shot load out of her hairy axe wound.

To this day i still can't get my head round that one.

Feltching.

I thought that was a homosexual activity involving straws, though the result is the same I suppose.

 

[Seosa]

on the other hand
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1358845/Oral-sex-bigger-cause-throat-cancer-tobacco.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... bacco.html</a>

Totally disagree with that, can't beat a jumbo sausage of the masculine kind.

 

[bobmcfc]

on the other hand
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1358845/Oral-sex-bigger-cause-throat-cancer-tobacco.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... bacco.html</a>

Totally must agree with that and steer well clear of anything long and pokey approaching my lips unless it's a jumbo sausage from the chippy

You wont get many admirers with that stance.

I don't mind that at all. I prefer to be liked for my personality than willingness to drop to my knees

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I used to work with a girl who's then boyfriend took great pleasure in licking his freshly shot load out of her hairy axe wound.

To this day i still can't get my head round that one.

Feltching.

I thought that was a homosexual activity involving straws, though the result is the same I suppose.

First I've heard of their being straws involved! Dirty bastards.

Similar theme though isn't it? I had a mate who admitted he once eat his cum to see what it tasted like. He admitted it about 12 years ago, it's still mentioned on an almost daily basis if he's present.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

I used to work with a girl who's then boyfriend took great pleasure in licking his freshly shot load out of her hairy axe wound.

To this day i still can't get my head round that one.

Feltching.

I thought that was a homosexual activity involving straws, though the result is the same I suppose.

That's just wrong, once I have given it away I don't want it back.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Feltching.

I thought that was a homosexual activity involving straws, though the result is the same I suppose.

That's just wrong, once I have given it away I don't want it back.

Exactly!

And she wonders why she gets told to fuck off when she tries kissing me straight afterwards.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Feltching.

I thought that was a homosexual activity involving straws, though the result is the same I suppose.

That's just wrong, once I have given it away I don't want it back.

You don't want it forcefully gobbed onto your stomach then?

 

[Kazzydeyna]

So there you go, if your bird ever comes home happy then immediately kick her in the stomach the cheating slag

Ric,mods...close the forum now.

There will never,ever be a funnier post than this.

Just spat my lunch all over my table pissing myself.