Semen is ‘good for you’

[Pigeonho]

Totally agree.

Whenever she's not up for that particular signing-off moment, I always remind her that if she was ever a squirter, I'd happily partake in the resulting hose-down.

I was a bit taken aback when I first encountered this. I genuinely thought she was having a slash.

Bwahahahaha!

As long as you supped it eventually, all's good.

Excellent!

 

[LaLuneBleue]

Mrs P tries that game too.
The way i see it is this. If us blokes are willing to get a face full of fanny, the very LEAST they can do is swallow a load now and then. As with the agenda maybe I just see things too simple, though on this i'm sure i'll have more on my side.

Totally agree.

Whenever she's not up for that particular signing-off moment, I always remind her that if she was ever a squirter, I'd happily partake in the resulting hose-down.

I was a bit taken aback when I first encountered this. I genuinely thought she was having a slash.

Simply the greatest thing that I've ever read on Bluemoon.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

I was a bit taken aback when I first encountered this. I genuinely thought she was having a slash.

Bwahahahaha!

As long as you supped it eventually, all's good.

Excellent!

Well played!

 

[Blue and Proud]

 

[charliebigspuds]

for a minute I thought this was gunna be one of brookys 'discuss' threads

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

I was a bit taken aback when I first encountered this. I genuinely thought she was having a slash.

Bwahahahaha!

As long as you supped it eventually, all's good.

Excellent!

I have never experienced this.

Maybe I'm just shit at it.

bob - wanna find out?

 

[2sheikhs]

Bwahahahaha!

As long as you supped it eventually, all's good.

Excellent!

I have never experienced this.

Maybe I'm just shit at it.

Bob - wanna find out?

Don't feel too downhearted Timmmmahhhh, it was probably nothing I was doing that caused it to happen. We were in the "dinner for 2" position and she reached down to help herself out and after a bit of writhing, that goes and happens in my face without any prior warning. When I realised what it was, I liked it.

 

[bobmcfc]

Bwahahahaha!

As long as you supped it eventually, all's good.

Excellent!

I have never experienced this.

Maybe I'm just shit at it.

bob - wanna find out?

Errrrrrm



Nope

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Excellent!

I have never experienced this.

Maybe I'm just shit at it.

bob - wanna find out?

Errrrrrm



Nope

You're shit, this is the second thread I have propositioned you on in the last 24 hours, proper romantic about it aswell.

 

[2sheikhs]

I have never experienced this.

Maybe I'm just shit at it.

bob - wanna find out?

Errrrrrm



Nope

You're shit, this is the second thread I have propositioned you on in the last 24 hours, proper romantic about it aswell.

It's not like you're behaving like that wikileaks fellow either. At least you've got the good grace and manners to ask for Girlbob's consent. Perseverance is your friend here Timmmmahhh. Although she's repeatedly telling you to fuck off, you've just got to get back on that horse. ( Not that I'm calling you a horse Girlbob. It's just a figure of speech)