Settle a debate, which is more 'homo'

[Skashion]

I'm on the A-team.

 

[charliebigspuds]

Gay.

if I found out one of my mates wears makeup I'd rip the piss out of him big time and they'd all expect me to

 

[Swales lives]

Can you give me A's address please, as I'd like to pop round and cum all over his face. Thanks.

 

[pominoz]

I stopped at the part he put make up on.

1. I'm guessing he put the make up in his man bag?
2. I'm guessing he has spiky hair?
3. What the fuck is he doing with make up?
4. Why doesn't he man the fuck up?
5. I'm currently ashamed of the male species now I know some of them use make fucking up.
6. Well, that's about it really.

+1

What the fuck is going on with males today, hair products, fucking make up for pimples, when i was last home my nephew could not wait to get the latest "mag" that tells you the plot lines of the soaps,he was 18 years old, ffs!!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'm on the A-team.

Same here.

Concealing a spot doesn't make you homosexual: anally penetrating a man does.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Can you give me A's address please, as I'd like to pop round and cum all over his face. Thanks.

He'll be bang up for that it's good for the skin apparently. Plus he's gay.

 

[Pigeonho]

Can you give me A's address please, as I'd like to pop round and cum all over his face. Thanks.

Hahahaha!!
I can't understand how so many are agreeing with a man wearing make up!
Ok then for those who agree, say the OP, (aka 'A'), copped for a fine looking lady but as he's going down for a suck of her pert little tits the make up he has on smudges onto her nice new black dress. Now the hottie in question notices this and goes ape shit for two reasons:

1. She is absolutely mortified that she's copped for a man who wears make up, (kind of like when Begbie in Trainspotting was mortified he copped for a bloke in a dress).

2. Her brand new fucking dress is ruined.

Now the wrath of the girl and A's embarrassment could easily have been avoided if he had just been a man and gone out with his spot uncovered, took a bit of a ribbing and hoped for the best. The worst that would happen would be him going home alone and ending the night with a wank. As it is now though he ends it with a wank and a black eye.

Lesson there is don't wear make up unless you have a fanny and tits.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

A man comfortable with his own sexuality has nothing to hide.

I could put on a dress, blouse and add a splash of rouge to my cheeks and I'd still be a heterosexual.

You often find that those most opposed to any male concession to femininity either already indulge in public toilet cottaging or secretly desire to.

 

[Swales lives]

A man comfortable with his own sexuality has nothing to hide.

I could put on a dress, blouse and add a splash of rouge to my cheeks and I'd still be a heterosexual.

You often find that those most opposed to any male concession to femininity either already indulge in public toilet cottaging or secretly desire to.

I bet you'd look fucking lovely too.

99% of gay-bashers suck-off strangers on trains. Fact.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

A man comfortable with his own sexuality has nothing to hide.

I could put on a dress, blouse and add a splash of rouge to my cheeks and I'd still be a heterosexual.

You often find that those most opposed to any male concession to femininity either already indulge in public toilet cottaging or secretly desire to.

Gay.