Sex on Tap

[big phil]

So then Ste, when are you going to follow these offers up?

We will be waiting for your full field report (a bit like adultwork/punternet, and don't try to tell me you don't know what that is!) and you are of course aware of forum rules regarding pictures.

 

[leighton]

So cracking 1 off now into a medicine bottle is now classed as having sex these days lol. I cant see any Lesbian letting you near them false advertising this lol.

 

[mcfc_ms]

When they say they want an NI donor or an AI, does that mean natural and artificial? Ie one with a Bike pump or Turkey baster, the other other a full on shag?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

5 offers in 9 days......full marks to you pal.
It's actually better than ebay

 

[Tanzeylee]

When they say they want an NI donor or an AI, does that mean natural and artificial? Ie one with a Bike pump or Turkey baster, the other other a full on shag?

Country of preference you want your jizz shake from, Northern Ireland or, err Algeria.

 

[PintDrinker]

They'll track you down via DNA and then child support payments up the wazoo!

 

[andy h]

Do you have to work a week in hand to start with?

 

[rushts]

Do any of them take it up the arse? Or is that a daft question?

 

[rushts]

Do you have to work a week in hand to start with?

Or maybe work in a rears?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Silly question but do you charge or give your ' services ' for free. I mean if you're about impregnat some ugly Dr Marten wearing citizen of Lesbania living in Hull for example, there are expenses to consider plus a decent hourly rate....