Shagged Anyone Famous?

[Ancient Citizen]

I haven't but a bloke ın our pub shagged Liz Hurley at some hotel down south when he was on busıness.
He's also had hıs youngest lad cuddled as a baby by Prıncess Di.
Proper fucking celeb he ıs.

This bloke isn't called James Hewitt by chance?

No, but he's a bıt of a posh ****, although a sound chap. He's no bullshitter either, he says ıt was before she got famous and dressed ın the Punk style, and was far less affected than she ıs now, apparently she's from a more working class background than she affects.
Obvıously, we've all mithered him to give us the fıne details of every thrust and squelch, but, him beıng a gentleman, would only divulge that she sucks lıke a Dyson.

 

[stony]

I haven't but a bloke ın our pub shagged Liz Hurley at some hotel down south when he was on busıness.
He's also had hıs youngest lad cuddled as a baby by Prıncess Di.
Proper fucking celeb he ıs.

This bloke isn't called James Hewitt by chance?

No, but he's a bıt of a posh ****, although a sound chap. He's no bullshitter either, he says ıt was before she got famous and dressed ın the Punk style, and was far less affected than she ıs now, apparently she's from a more working class background than she affects.
Obvıously, we've all mithered him to give us the fıne details of every thrust and squelch, but, him beıng a gentleman, would only divulge that she sucks lıke a Dyson.

Not sure I believe that. If Liz Hurley was so good at noshing, why did Hugh Grant pay a crack whore with a gob full of gum boils to suck him off ?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

This bloke isn't called James Hewitt by chance?

No, but he's a bıt of a posh ****, although a sound chap. He's no bullshitter either, he says ıt was before she got famous and dressed ın the Punk style, and was far less affected than she ıs now, apparently she's from a more working class background than she affects.
Obvıously, we've all mithered him to give us the fıne details of every thrust and squelch, but, him beıng a gentleman, would only divulge that she sucks lıke a Dyson.

Not sure I believe that. If Liz Hurley was so good at noshing, why did Hugh Grant pay a crack whore with a gob full of gum boils to suck him off ?

Slumming it?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

This bloke isn't called James Hewitt by chance?

No, but he's a bıt of a posh c**t, although a sound chap. He's no bullshitter either, he says ıt was before she got famous and dressed ın the Punk style, and was far less affected than she ıs now, apparently she's from a more working class background than she affects.
Obvıously, we've all mithered him to give us the fıne details of every thrust and squelch, but, him beıng a gentleman, would only divulge that she sucks lıke a Dyson.

Not sure I believe that. If Liz Hurley was so good at noshing, why did Hugh Grant pay a crack whore with a gob full of gum boils to suck him off ?

Apparently, she was Devine.

 

[stony]

No, but he's a bıt of a posh ****, although a sound chap. He's no bullshitter either, he says ıt was before she got famous and dressed ın the Punk style, and was far less affected than she ıs now, apparently she's from a more working class background than she affects.
Obvıously, we've all mithered him to give us the fıne details of every thrust and squelch, but, him beıng a gentleman, would only divulge that she sucks lıke a Dyson.

Not sure I believe that. If Liz Hurley was so good at noshing, why did Hugh Grant pay a crack whore with a gob full of gum boils to suck him off ?

Slumming it?

That goes beyond slumming it. If he wanted a danger fuck he should have just gone to Africa wearing a sign that said "bumming me cures aids"

 

[Cellarite]

That Anna Botting off Sky News.. was at college with her.. he was a rugby player of course!

Anna Botting was a rugby player?!?

And a bloke?!?

Jebus, the revelations are coming thick and fast tonight.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Once had a night with the girlfriend of a Crystal Palace player. He played for Spurs too.

Think they were seperated at that point - or at least at the 'its complicated' stage.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Once had a night with the girlfriend of a Crystal Palace player. He played for Spurs too.

Think they were seperated at that point - or at least at the 'its complicated' stage.

Armstrong ?

 

[Lucky Toma]

Once had a night with the girlfriend of a Crystal Palace player. He played for Spurs too.

Think they were seperated at that point - or at least at the 'its complicated' stage.

Armstrong ?

Hers was afterwards.

Yeah thats the fella.

 

[abu13]

Shirley Manson !!

Stuffy twat, I would have loved a go on her when I was younger.