Not completely on topic, but about twenty years or so ago, I used to occasionally go drinking with a former Premier League footballer (who shares the same name as a tv sports presenter) and he got a hand job in Puerto Banus from a well known Coronation Street actress who was twenty years his senior. Fair play to both of them.
Edit: I also remember when he got caught at home quickly putting his clothes back on with a female when his girlfriend unexpectedly came home and he told her nothing was going on other than they were ‘comparing belts’.
The **** was really good value tbf.