Shagged Anyone Famous?

[fanatic1]

Don't like to brag but in the past month alone I've screwed the arse off Nicole Kidman, Lily James and Anya Taylor-Joy. Tell you what though these bespoke blow up rubber dolls keep getting more and more lifelike every year.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Does a wank count?

 

[city2]

I've got a friend who was shagging Bernardo for a while a few years ago.

So that’s the reason he walks like he does.

 

[its a Barm]

I shagged kerry katona in the toilets of mr smiths nightclub in warrington back in 1998. Massive tits

I remember the que

 

[Koniec]

I shagged a relative of the City 99 play off team. My proudest moment.

 

[theres only one carlito]

I once pissed on Steph wearing. (Currently in Hollyoaks).

She was sat at a bus stop in Urmston and I pissed up the back of it and it went through the gap of the panels and onto her. (I didn’t know she was there and id had cider, white lightning I think) this was early to mid 90’s

So not shagged, but golden shower count?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Does a wank count?

Is your cock famous? Mine was a body double for Tom Cruise

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I once pissed on Steph wearing. (Currently in Hollyoaks).

She was sat at a bus stop in Urmston and I pissed up the back of it and it went through the gap of the panels and onto her. (I didn’t know she was there and id had cider, white lightning I think) this was early to mid 90’s

So not shagged, but golden shower count?

Thats surely as close as anyone on here will get to golden showering a celebrity and it's legitimate in my book.

 

[-dabz-]

Anyone ever done a Munson?

I did loads when I was a pipe fitter...All it takes is one screw and your in...

 

[Keep the Faith]

Does a wank count?

Only if your hand is famous