Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

[andyhinch]

Sheikh Mansoor went to Spain
In an old Range Rover
He saw Plattini
and said fuck you this ain't over

 

[aguero93:20]

I think the simplest solution is for Sheikh Mansour to buy a Lamborghini.

He did, but then he got bored and fucked off.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Sheikh Mansour went to France
In his big Range Rover
Said 'Platini, you're a twat'
And ran the fucker over

 

[Rascal]

Sheik Mansour went to Spain
Swopped his car for a mini
forgot we needed a manager
but bought a Lamborghini

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Sheikh Mansour drove to France
In his white range rover
Saw Platini cross the road
Ran the fucker over

 

[Silva Citizen]

To the tune of "We'll buy who we want"

Its a Range Rover Sport
A range Rover Sport
Fuck Lamborghini's
Get a Range Rover Sport

 

[andyhinch]

To the tune of "We'll buy who we want"

Its a Range Rover Sport
A range Rover Sport
Fuck Lamborghini's
Get a Range Rover Sport

I like

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Sheik Mansour went to Stretford
In a sky blue Mazda
He bought the swamp and knocked it down
And replaced it with an Asda

 

[teddykgb]

To the tune of "We'll buy who we want"

Its a Range Rover Sport
A range Rover Sport
Fuck Lamborghini's
Get a Range Rover Sport

Clever. I've laughed my ass off at more than one of these. Particularly GDMs, that one was inspired.

 

[Silva Citizen]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

In the desert
The Quiet Desert
The Sheik He bought tonight
A Black Range Rover
To come on over
to help Man Citys Plight

(OK I need to go and do something constructive !!!)