Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

[Prestwich_Blue]

Sheikh Mansour drove to France
In his white range rover
Saw Platini cross the road
Ran the fucker over

Just add 'And' in front of 'Ran' and we have a winner!

Sheikh Mansour drove to France
In his white range rover
Saw Platini cross the road
And ran the fucker over

 

[BlueBarratt]

Sheikh Mansour came to us
In a white range rover
Said to buy who we want
Cus he'd took us over

 

[Blue Beard]

Sheik Mansour went to Stretford
In a sky blue Mazda
He bought the swamp and knocked it down
And replaced it with an Asda

Genius little number

 

[Silva Citizen]

To the tune of Gene Pitney's 'You've lost that lovin' feeling' -

"You've swapped that Lamborghini.
You've swapped that Lamborghini.
You've swapped that Lamborghini.
For a white Range Rover."

Wasnt it written by the Righteous Brothers for Tom Cruise in Top Gum ; )
Where did I get Gene Pitney from? Must have had another song in my head at the time.

 

[1961_vintage]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
In his white range rover
Overtook the Glazers
In their rented vauxhall nova

 

[1.618034]

Sheik Mansour went to Spain
In a white Range Rover
Brought us back a manager
And now we are in clover

 

[jimharri]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

In the desert
The Quiet Desert
The Sheik He bought tonight
A Black Range Rover
To come on over
to help Man Citys Plight

(OK I need to go and get laid !!!)

Fixed that for you!

 

[gmckennasell]

sheik mansour went to spain in his lamborghini
he swopped it for
a range rover sport
and brought back pellegrini

 

[Silva Citizen]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

In the desert
The Quiet Desert
The Sheik He bought tonight
A Black Range Rover
To come on over
to help Man Citys Plight

(OK I need to go and get laid !!!)

Fixed that for you!

Thanks !!! when / where lol

 

[oakiecokie]

To the tune of Gene Pitney's 'You've lost that lovin' feeling' -

"You've swapped that Lamborghini.
You've swapped that Lamborghini.
You've swapped that Lamborghini.
For a white Range Rover."

Wasnt it written by the Righteous Brothers for Tom Cruise in Top Gum ; )
Where did I get Gene Pitney from? Must have had another song in my head at the time.

It was a number 1 for the Righteous Brothers way back in 1965.I`ve never heard Pitneys version ... thank fuck.