Sheikh Mansour went ....

[Shands]

Sheikh Mansour made for Spain in an Air Balloon
Blown off Course to Corky's gaff, now owns trews maroon.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I have a confession to make:

I fucking hate that Lamborghini Pellegrini song.

Fucking awful.

+1 (or +5000 if you count the rest of the North Stand who don't join in either).

 

[jrb]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
Then to Abu Dhabi
Brought us back a Manager
And we won the derby

Thank you :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
Instead of Aston on Mersey
Got someone better than
Shitty Robin Van Persie

 

[GeekinGav]

Thaksin went to Thailand, in his private Lear jet.
That was years ago, we havent heard from him yet!

... am i singing a different tune?

lol

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain, in a GTO.
He came back, with Ser-gee-oh!

i give up ... lol

 

[chaddblue]

Sheikh Mansour sneaked off home in a Datsun Sunny
Typical city, the oils run out
And we won't get any more money

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Some of these songs are funny, half of them don't make sense. Even when they do they're still shite. Shite the lot of you.

 

[yatesy94]

Heard this one sung in Barca:

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
In a Shitty Yaris, brought us back our
Centre-Half.
Martin Demichelis!

 

[i8therags]

Sheikh Mansour went to Italy on an old moped. Brought us back Jovetic who spent the year in bed.

 

[schumey04]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in a Ford Fiesta, brought us Javi Garcia instead of Inesta

hehehehe<br /><br />-- Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:48 pm --<br /><br />

Sheik Mansour stays at home
Where its warm and sunny
Says to buy who we want
He,ll send us the money.

Winner!

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