Sheikh OUT!

[Ethan23]

God i really am shocked by the amount of gullible idiots on this forum

 

[Jimmy Wheel]

this cannot be serious

 

[brianireland]

Even fans from other clubs have turned against us.
Great its about time

 

[GStar]

This kind of WUM isn't funny or original... be nice if people could just say what they want rather than trying to be clever with attention grabbing headlines and 'wumming'.

 

[JGD6CTID]

 

[jimharri]

I think you're the one who'se gone backwards mate!

One question, can your dick touch your arse?
It can?
Good go and f#ck yourself

The curse of Clarkie strikes again!

 

[Halfpenny]

Bumper day today, eh?

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

can we have a clarkie free month?

ie. No-1 can clarkie, reverse clarkie or even double reverse clarkie for an entire month and anyone that does gets banned?

just that it's funny but it's seriously overused now, some are really good and funny and some you just know are looking for it, no cunning writing or anything

 

[bluesimon]

Can’t help but state the obvious here. Little has changed since our new owner arrived. A few mercenaries certainly haven’t got us anywhere. Really, we’ve gone backwards if anything. Keeping calm when the club is losing its soul and getting nothing from it on the pitch is bloody frustrating and I can’t take it anymore. Even fans from other clubs have turned against us.

Bloody useless approach the road we’re going down right now - it doesn’t work! Academy players are what we need. I’m contemplating not coming to matches anymore because of the soulless football on offer at the moment. Time for owner to go and then, and only then, will things start to improve.

er..............i think you are on the wrong forum. Go to google and type in WHIMP IN NEED OF A KICKING and surely your name will appear. Let's look at your twatty comments and see if you deserve to be let in to eastlands ever again.
'Little has changed since our new owner has arrived' - £300m+ plus invested, incredible range of new players including 28 goals from Tevez, semi final of league cup, certain top 6 finish, etc, etc, etc
'mercenaries haven't got us anywhere - Bellamy has been a complete revelation, Given is in the top 5 keepers in europe, Tevez a gift from the gods, de jong a brick wall to get past, etc, etc. Who gives a fuck what they get paid. Market forces prevail and many clubs before and many more to come will also do the same. Remember when Blackburn were spending money like it grew on trees - but then got bored (or did the owner die - can't remember). I want more mercenaries - pay Kaka £250k per week, offer the scum £150m for Rooney, pay Roque £90k per week - to play in the reserves - bring it on!
getting nothing from it on the pitch - you obviously did not see the games against chelsea, arsenal, blackburn, burnley, fulham, birmingham, portsmouth, liverpool et al. Where were you? Sneeking in to see stoke perhaps?
Time for the owner to go - let me get this straight. Please tell me how you felt on the day that City announced that the new owner, who happens to be in the top 5 richest people on the planet, wanted to turn city into a major footballing empire - over a period of the next 10 years. I remember exactly where i was when it was announced - and I shit myself on the spot. Every other club on the planet would want our owner, if they had the bollocks to admit it. And you want them to walk away? Please let me an alternative that would make you as excited as I am fucking sure you where when it was announced they were coming in.

Forums are for opinions and you are welcome to your opinion. But what you said was not an opinion,. It was the words of someone who cheers when we win and bemoans everything in the world when we lose. GET SOME BOLLOCKS and stop talking shite. If you are going to have an opinion, at least don't look such a two faced twat in the process

 

[ravefromthegrave]

i think the keep nets full now fella

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Can’t help but state the obvious here. Little has changed since our new owner arrived. A few mercenaries certainly haven’t got us anywhere. Really, we’ve gone backwards if anything. Keeping calm when the club is losing its soul and getting nothing from it on the pitch is bloody frustrating and I can’t take it anymore. Even fans from other clubs have turned against us.

Bloody useless approach the road we’re going down right now - it doesn’t work! Academy players are what we need. I’m contemplating not coming to matches anymore because of the soulless football on offer at the moment. Time for owner to go and then, and only then, will things start to improve.

er..............i think you are on the wrong forum. Go to google and type in WHIMP IN NEED OF A KICKING and surely your name will appear. Let's look at your twatty comments and see if you deserve to be let in to eastlands ever again.
'Little has changed since our new owner has arrived' - £300m+ plus invested, incredible range of new players including 28 goals from Tevez, semi final of league cup, certain top 6 finish, etc, etc, etc
'mercenaries haven't got us anywhere - Bellamy has been a complete revelation, Given is in the top 5 keepers in europe, Tevez a gift from the gods, de jong a brick wall to get past, etc, etc. Who gives a fuck what they get paid. Market forces prevail and many clubs before and many more to come will also do the same. Remember when Blackburn were spending money like it grew on trees - but then got bored (or did the owner die - can't remember). I want more mercenaries - pay Kaka £250k per week, offer the scum £150m for Rooney, pay Roque £90k per week - to play in the reserves - bring it on!
getting nothing from it on the pitch - you obviously did not see the games against chelsea, arsenal, blackburn, burnley, fulham, birmingham, portsmouth, liverpool et al. Where were you? Sneeking in to see stoke perhaps?
Time for the owner to go - let me get this straight. Please tell me how you felt on the day that City announced that the new owner, who happens to be in the top 5 richest people on the planet, wanted to turn city into a major footballing empire - over a period of the next 10 years. I remember exactly where i was when it was announced - and I shit myself on the spot. Every other club on the planet would want our owner, if they had the bollocks to admit it. And you want them to walk away? Please let me an alternative that would make you as excited as I am fucking sure you where when it was announced they were coming in.

Forums are for opinions and you are welcome to your opinion. But what you said was not an opinion,. It was the words of someone who cheers when we win and bemoans everything in the world when we lose. GET SOME BOLLOCKS and stop talking shite. If you are going to have an opinion, at least don't look such a two faced twat in the process

you have caught an absolute gem...PMSL at the bold though..

 

[pee dubya]

Can’t help but state the obvious here. Little has changed since our new owner arrived. A few mercenaries certainly haven’t got us anywhere. Really, we’ve gone backwards if anything. Keeping calm when the club is losing its soul and getting nothing from it on the pitch is bloody frustrating and I can’t take it anymore. Even fans from other clubs have turned against us.

Bloody useless approach the road we’re going down right now - it doesn’t work! Academy players are what we need. I’m contemplating not coming to matches anymore because of the soulless football on offer at the moment. Time for owner to go and then, and only then, will things start to improve.

er..............i think you are on the wrong forum. Go to google and type in WHIMP IN NEED OF A KICKING and surely your name will appear. Let's look at your twatty comments and see if you deserve to be let in to eastlands ever again.
'Little has changed since our new owner has arrived' - £300m+ plus invested, incredible range of new players including 28 goals from Tevez, semi final of league cup, certain top 6 finish, etc, etc, etc
'mercenaries haven't got us anywhere - Bellamy has been a complete revelation, Given is in the top 5 keepers in europe, Tevez a gift from the gods, de jong a brick wall to get past, etc, etc. Who gives a fuck what they get paid. Market forces prevail and many clubs before and many more to come will also do the same. Remember when Blackburn were spending money like it grew on trees - but then got bored (or did the owner die - can't remember). I want more mercenaries - pay Kaka £250k per week, offer the scum £150m for Rooney, pay Roque £90k per week - to play in the reserves - bring it on!
getting nothing from it on the pitch - you obviously did not see the games against chelsea, arsenal, blackburn, burnley, fulham, birmingham, portsmouth, liverpool et al. Where were you? Sneeking in to see stoke perhaps?
Time for the owner to go - let me get this straight. Please tell me how you felt on the day that City announced that the new owner, who happens to be in the top 5 richest people on the planet, wanted to turn city into a major footballing empire - over a period of the next 10 years. I remember exactly where i was when it was announced - and I shit myself on the spot. Every other club on the planet would want our owner, if they had the bollocks to admit it. And you want them to walk away? Please let me an alternative that would make you as excited as I am fucking sure you where when it was announced they were coming in.

Forums are for opinions and you are welcome to your opinion. But what you said was not an opinion,. It was the words of someone who cheers when we win and bemoans everything in the world when we lose. GET SOME BOLLOCKS and stop talking shite. If you are going to have an opinion, at least don't look such a two faced twat in the process

That would be such a good rant in different circumstances.

 

[Skashion]

can we have a clarkie free month?

ie. No-1 can clarkie, reverse clarkie or even double reverse clarkie for an entire month and anyone that does gets banned?

just that it's funny but it's seriously overused now, some are really good and funny and some you just know are looking for it, no cunning writing or anything

I disagree. I think I have written it cleverly using capitals to spell out 'CLARKIE BAIT'. The joke news article is what's overdone in my opinion. You can see 'em a mile off. Besides, I've got to get my Clarkie baiting in whilst I'm relatively unknown on Bluemoon. Anyone who's seen my posts know I'm very positive about the direction we're going in so I didn't have a very big window of opportunity to get this one in.

Fair play though, I promise I will go a whole month starting now without Clarkie baiting or reverse clarkie'ing or double reverse Clarkie'ing.

 

[shadygiz]

Can’t help but state the obvious here. Little has changed since our new owner arrived. A few mercenaries certainly haven’t got us anywhere. Really, we’ve gone backwards if anything. Keeping calm when the club is losing its soul and getting nothing from it on the pitch is bloody frustrating and I can’t take it anymore. Even fans from other clubs have turned against us.

Bloody useless approach the road we’re going down right now - it doesn’t work! Academy players are what we need. I’m contemplating not coming to matches anymore because of the soulless football on offer at the moment. Time for owner to go and then, and only then, will things start to improve.

er..............i think you are on the wrong forum. Go to google and type in WHIMP IN NEED OF A KICKING and surely your name will appear. Let's look at your twatty comments and see if you deserve to be let in to eastlands ever again.
'Little has changed since our new owner has arrived' - £300m+ plus invested, incredible range of new players including 28 goals from Tevez, semi final of league cup, certain top 6 finish, etc, etc, etc
'mercenaries haven't got us anywhere - Bellamy has been a complete revelation, Given is in the top 5 keepers in europe, Tevez a gift from the gods, de jong a brick wall to get past, etc, etc. Who gives a fuck what they get paid. Market forces prevail and many clubs before and many more to come will also do the same. Remember when Blackburn were spending money like it grew on trees - but then got bored (or did the owner die - can't remember). I want more mercenaries - pay Kaka £250k per week, offer the scum £150m for Rooney, pay Roque £90k per week - to play in the reserves - bring it on!
getting nothing from it on the pitch - you obviously did not see the games against chelsea, arsenal, blackburn, burnley, fulham, birmingham, portsmouth, liverpool et al. Where were you? Sneeking in to see stoke perhaps?
Time for the owner to go - let me get this straight. Please tell me how you felt on the day that City announced that the new owner, who happens to be in the top 5 richest people on the planet, wanted to turn city into a major footballing empire - over a period of the next 10 years. I remember exactly where i was when it was announced - and I shit myself on the spot. Every other club on the planet would want our owner, if they had the bollocks to admit it. And you want them to walk away? Please let me an alternative that would make you as excited as I am fucking sure you where when it was announced they were coming in.

Forums are for opinions and you are welcome to your opinion. But what you said was not an opinion,. It was the words of someone who cheers when we win and bemoans everything in the world when we lose. GET SOME BOLLOCKS and stop talking shite. If you are going to have an opinion, at least don't look such a two faced twat in the process

LOL...you do realise the original post is a wind up mate........or maybe not ;p

 

[Skashion]

er..............i think you are on the wrong forum. Go to google and type in WHIMP IN NEED OF A KICKING and surely your name will appear. Let's look at your twatty comments and see if you deserve to be let in to eastlands ever again.
'Little has changed since our new owner has arrived' - £300m+ plus invested, incredible range of new players including 28 goals from Tevez, semi final of league cup, certain top 6 finish, etc, etc, etc
'mercenaries haven't got us anywhere - Bellamy has been a complete revelation, Given is in the top 5 keepers in europe, Tevez a gift from the gods, de jong a brick wall to get past, etc, etc. Who gives a fuck what they get paid. Market forces prevail and many clubs before and many more to come will also do the same. Remember when Blackburn were spending money like it grew on trees - but then got bored (or did the owner die - can't remember). I want more mercenaries - pay Kaka £250k per week, offer the scum £150m for Rooney, pay Roque £90k per week - to play in the reserves - bring it on!
getting nothing from it on the pitch - you obviously did not see the games against chelsea, arsenal, blackburn, burnley, fulham, birmingham, portsmouth, liverpool et al. Where were you? Sneeking in to see stoke perhaps?
Time for the owner to go - let me get this straight. Please tell me how you felt on the day that City announced that the new owner, who happens to be in the top 5 richest people on the planet, wanted to turn city into a major footballing empire - over a period of the next 10 years. I remember exactly where i was when it was announced - and I shit myself on the spot. Every other club on the planet would want our owner, if they had the bollocks to admit it. And you want them to walk away? Please let me an alternative that would make you as excited as I am fucking sure you where when it was announced they were coming in.

Forums are for opinions and you are welcome to your opinion. But what you said was not an opinion,. It was the words of someone who cheers when we win and bemoans everything in the world when we lose. GET SOME BOLLOCKS and stop talking shite. If you are going to have an opinion, at least don't look such a two faced twat in the process

you have caught an absolute gem...PMSL at the bold though..

Can't argue with the quality of this Clarkie can you?

 

[Anonymous]

Ye Gads!!

I can't believe anyone has actually gone for this.
Surely the bold type is the giveaway?


Saying that,it's probably not the best time for Clarkie's of any type ,tbh!

 

[Skashion]

Ye Gads!!

I can't believe anyone has actually gone for this.
Surely the bold type is the giveaway?


Saying that,it's probably not the best time for Clarkie's of any type ,tbh!

I edited that in about ten minutes ago to be fair. Some people cottoned on straight away.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

can we have a clarkie free month?

ie. No-1 can clarkie, reverse clarkie or even double reverse clarkie for an entire month and anyone that does gets banned?

just that it's funny but it's seriously overused now, some are really good and funny and some you just know are looking for it, no cunning writing or anything

I disagree. I think I have written it cleverly using capitals to spell out 'CLARKIE BAIT'. The joke news article is what's overdone in my opinion. You can see 'em a mile off. Besides, I've got to get my Clarkie baiting in whilst I'm relatively unknown on Bluemoon. Anyone who's seen my posts know I'm very positive about the direction we're going in so I didn't have a very big window of opportunity to get this one in.

Fair play though, I promise I will go a whole month starting now without Clarkie baiting or reverse clarkie'ing or double reverse Clarkie'ing.

I didn't notice that, I just thought it was obvious lol, probably seen some of your posts around though.

My best was probably the Robinho one, the best thing was I even posted that on April Fools Day and still got people, but I haven't done one since :)

 

[TTS]

you have caught an absolute gem...PMSL at the bold though..

Can't argue with the quality of this Clarkie can you?

I thought it was waaayyyy too obvious, but fair play, you judged the audience well!

Nevertheless, that rant is an absolutely top post.

 

[Skashion]

I disagree. I think I have written it cleverly using capitals to spell out 'CLARKIE BAIT'. The joke news article is what's overdone in my opinion. You can see 'em a mile off. Besides, I've got to get my Clarkie baiting in whilst I'm relatively unknown on Bluemoon. Anyone who's seen my posts know I'm very positive about the direction we're going in so I didn't have a very big window of opportunity to get this one in.

Fair play though, I promise I will go a whole month starting now without Clarkie baiting or reverse clarkie'ing or double reverse Clarkie'ing.

My best was probably the Robinho one, the best thing was I even posted that on April Fools Day and still got people, but I haven't done one since :)

Aye, I remember. Twas excellent and because some people are so eager to have a go at him they didn't even bother to think 'hang on a minute...' :P Catching some Clarkies on April Fools Day can't be topped really.