BimboBob
Well-Known Member
Dear Daily Mail,
I noticed, when logging into the popular Man City online forum, Bluemoon, that I had received a PM from a user called "Carstairs". This is not his real name but rather a nom de plume, and a shit one at that. Anyhoo, The receipt of PM's (or personal messages) rarely happens, apart from another user called "Drones on" or something like that (also not his real name but one that's very apt) who's a big gayer and just sends me photos of his tiny John Thomas, so, in much excitement I opened it.
Before my very eyes there seemed to be some sort of code, the like of which I had never seen before. I consulted my "Egyptian book of Hieroglyphics" which was of no help at all. I then opened my "Hieroglyphics for beginners" but alas this was of little help as well.
So I just copied and pasted it into the task bar, you know, that little bit at the top of every web page, and let the wonders of the internet do it's magic.
Another page appeared. Much like the one I was already on but with added posts. The whole thread seemed to be about time travel and ugly women so I decided to view the rest of the thread just in case I might have missed something to get offended at.
Good job I did as right before my very eyes, on page 6, or it might have been page 7 as I am still in shock, there appeared to be 5, no make that 6, large ladies dancing in a very large circle who were, and I can barely bring myself to type this, absolutely NAKED. Tits, nipples the lot. With maybe a hint of bush.
How did this happen? How was this not very well respected poster allowed to get away with posting such filth? I will never buy your paper again unless you sack the person responsible and show me how to set the image as a wallpaper on my computer.
Yours,
Arthur C Clarke (Mrs)
I noticed, when logging into the popular Man City online forum, Bluemoon, that I had received a PM from a user called "Carstairs". This is not his real name but rather a nom de plume, and a shit one at that. Anyhoo, The receipt of PM's (or personal messages) rarely happens, apart from another user called "Drones on" or something like that (also not his real name but one that's very apt) who's a big gayer and just sends me photos of his tiny John Thomas, so, in much excitement I opened it.
Before my very eyes there seemed to be some sort of code, the like of which I had never seen before. I consulted my "Egyptian book of Hieroglyphics" which was of no help at all. I then opened my "Hieroglyphics for beginners" but alas this was of little help as well.
So I just copied and pasted it into the task bar, you know, that little bit at the top of every web page, and let the wonders of the internet do it's magic.
Another page appeared. Much like the one I was already on but with added posts. The whole thread seemed to be about time travel and ugly women so I decided to view the rest of the thread just in case I might have missed something to get offended at.
Good job I did as right before my very eyes, on page 6, or it might have been page 7 as I am still in shock, there appeared to be 5, no make that 6, large ladies dancing in a very large circle who were, and I can barely bring myself to type this, absolutely NAKED. Tits, nipples the lot. With maybe a hint of bush.
How did this happen? How was this not very well respected poster allowed to get away with posting such filth? I will never buy your paper again unless you sack the person responsible and show me how to set the image as a wallpaper on my computer.
Yours,
Arthur C Clarke (Mrs)