shoes on ..or off ?

[beano46]

Wear odd socks with holes in Corky, it will annoy them

Merry Christmas mate

 

[law74]

completey inane thread alert but fuck it , its christmas !!


going to the inlaws for xmas dinner, now they insist on taking your shoes off at the front door, now this annoys me ..dont know why , maybe its because i have new sambas and think im cool as fook or maybe its because i dont feel natural walking around in my socks.

is it just me ?

Wash your feet before you go and you wont feel as uncomfortable.

 

[gazhinio]

Before you get there, go and find a load of dog shit, stand in it and then proceed to moonwalk through the mother-in-laws hallway doing a eeeeh-eeeeh noise (ala whacko-Jacko!)...enjoy!

 

[pominoz]

I just would not go, fuck them. I could not spend any of my time with people that are so fucking anal about carpets.
Houses are for living in.

 

[beano46]

I just would not go, fuck them. I could not spend any of my time with people that are so fucking anal about carpets.
Houses are for living in.

This x 10

 

[-dabz-]

Just happily take off your shoes and after an hour or so, harp on about how bad your verrucas and athletes foot has been lately. Tell them that the sores have started to weep and go septic. Never mind the carpet...you might get lucky and they'll fuck you off altogether.
Double bubble.
Good luck and merry xmas.

 

[-dabz-]

Dip your toes in a combination of lemon curd and raspberry jam before you go
to add a bit of realism plus you can get the missus to lick it off afterwards.
Everyones a winner! ;O)

 

[T_Bone]

Go there, keep your footwear on and drop xmas treats all over their rugs and say you are doing a festive tribute to an Oldham band called the mince pie-ral carpets.

 

[mancitymick]

I just would not go, fuck them. I could not spend any of my time with people that are so fucking anal about carpets.
Houses are for living in.

It called manners

 

[T_Bone]

I just would not go, fuck them. I could not spend any of my time with people that are so fucking anal about carpets.
Houses are for living in.

It called manners

Its bou-kay!