"Shortest book ever written"

[EaglesFan]

Seen this on another forum and though it was hilarious/stress relief kind of deal...so trying to kick it off here.

What are your nominations for "shortest book ever written"?? Here are some of mine:

- "How to keep a low profile?" - by Mario Balotelli
- "Pace, explained" - by Edin Dzeko
- "Friends and family" - by John Terry
- "Football fair play" - by Baconface, special contributor Sepp Blatter
- "Exceeding expectations - 5 step guide" by Fernando Torres
- "Staying healthy - guide for professional footballers" - by Nemanja Vidic, special contributor Micah Richards (I had to, really :-))

Please share some of your favorites :-)

 

[jimharri]

''Race Relations - All you need to know'' by Luis Suarez. Foreword by John ''captain, leader, legend'' Terry.

 

[oakiecokie]

Seen this on another forum and though it was hilarious/stress relief kind of deal...so trying to kick it off here.

What are your nominations for "shortest book ever written"?? Here are some of mine:

- "How to keep a low profile?" - by Mario Balotelli
- "Pace, explained" - by Edin Dzeko
- "Friends and family" - by John Terry
- "Football fair play" - by Baconface, special contributor Sepp Blatter
- "Exceeding expectations - 5 step guide" by Fernando Torres
- "Staying healthy - guide for professional footballers" - by Nemanja Vidic, special contributor Micah Richards (I had to, really :-))

Please share some of your favorites :-)

"Pain ? It doesn`t exist." = Pab Zab.

 

[Bluemoon115]

"Title Winning Celebrations" by Phil Jones.

 

[GSW Blue]

Corruption avoidance by Mark Clattenberg (all proceeds going to charidee begins at home).

 

[TCIB]

Be smart with finances - Rosie47

 

[oakiecokie]

"How to piss on a journo ... without really trying " = David Platt.

 

[mcfclovin88]

How to have perfect, silky, smooth hair.- Wayne Rooney

 

[samharris]

Most memorable goal against liverpool.. F.Torres.

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

Re: "Shortest book ever written"

Most memorable goal - F. Torres.