BlueBearBoots said:
At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!
Got another belter for you BBB.
Me mam, who I've mentioned 100's of times is funny as fuck, took me out to a decent restaurant for 'lunch' and we are sat across face to face, chatting. All of a sudden she looks pass by me, her eyes wide open, shock on her face so I span round and luckily caught a glimpse of an old fella on an electric scooter drive down 3 steps and fall off. Me mam used to work in casualty but because she had a gob full of she nearly choked to death laughing .
Over in seconds though once she was right. Old man was sound.