Shouldn't Laugh But.....

mcmanus said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Definitely B

saw a lady fall over on market street, a real dive only Robben would be proud of, I went to her aid of course but couldn't pick her up for laughing to my shame

...... even funnier if it is someone you know.

At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!
 
BlueBearBoots said:
mcmanus said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Definitely B

saw a lady fall over on market street, a real dive only Robben would be proud of, I went to her aid of course but couldn't pick her up for laughing to my shame

...... even funnier if it is someone you know.

At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!

Hilarious! Nothing funnier than an old woman with a broken nose.


Are you slightly twisted Bbb? Not always a bad thing btw :)
 
TangerineSteve17 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
mcmanus said:
...... even funnier if it is someone you know.

At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!

Hilarious! Nothing funnier than an old woman with a broken nose.


Are you slightly twisted Bbb? Not always a bad thing btw :)


Not slightly no :/
 
BlueBearBoots said:
mcmanus said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Definitely B

saw a lady fall over on market street, a real dive only Robben would be proud of, I went to her aid of course but couldn't pick her up for laughing to my shame

...... even funnier if it is someone you know.

At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!

Got another belter for you BBB.

Me mam, who I've mentioned 100's of times is funny as fuck, took me out to a decent restaurant for 'lunch' and we are sat across face to face, chatting. All of a sudden she looks pass by me, her eyes wide open, shock on her face so I span round and luckily caught a glimpse of an old fella on an electric scooter drive down 3 steps and fall off. Me mam used to work in casualty but because she had a gob full of she nearly choked to death laughing .

Over in seconds though once she was right. Old man was sound.
 
mcmanus said:
BlueBearBoots said:
mcmanus said:
...... even funnier if it is someone you know.

At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!

Got another belter for you BBB.

Me mam, who I've mentioned 100's of times is funny as fuck, took me out to a decent restaurant for 'lunch' and we are sat across face to face, chatting. All of a sudden she looks pass by me, her eyes wide open, shock on her face so I span round and luckily caught a glimpse of an old fella on an electric scooter drive down 3 steps and fall off. Me mam used to work in casualty but because she had a gob full of she nearly choked to death laughing .

Over in seconds though once she was right. Old man was sound.


Lol mc those type of mementos stick with you and make you smile


Funny as anything when 2 of my bros were in a chippy to sort some guys out (revenge they deserved it) and they were back to back and my bro pulled a monkey wrench outta his sleeve and a little old guy in the chippy said " oh it's zorro" everyone cracked up :)
 
BlueBearBoots said:
mcmanus said:
BlueBearBoots said:
At a family party years ago - I have a massive family, all the blokes teenagers well behaved for once, my mum and auntie both in their seventies doing the can can in the car park and fell over!! Had to take pissed up auntie B to hosp with broken nose!!

Got another belter for you BBB.

Me mam, who I've mentioned 100's of times is funny as fuck, took me out to a decent restaurant for 'lunch' and we are sat across face to face, chatting. All of a sudden she looks pass by me, her eyes wide open, shock on her face so I span round and luckily caught a glimpse of an old fella on an electric scooter drive down 3 steps and fall off. Me mam used to work in casualty but because she had a gob full of she nearly choked to death laughing .

Over in seconds though once she was right. Old man was sound.


Lol mc those type of mementos stick with you and make you smile


Funny as anything when 2 of my bros were in a chippy to sort some guys out (revenge they deserved it) and they were back to back and my bro pulled a monkey wrench outta his sleeve and a little old guy in the chippy said " oh it's zorro" everyone cracked up :)

Its when you know you should not laugh that craics you up more.
 
Always got me in trouble at school McManus - being told off, could never keep my face straight :/
 
mcmanus said:
Right, be truthful.

It you saw this happen, a giraffe twat his head on a motorway bridge whilst being transported. Would you?

A. Be outraged and wondering about the animal.

B. Answer A, but stiffle a quick giggle.

C. Laugh out loud and nearly crash the car.

Go on. Answer truthfully.

I think B, followed quickly by C.
I saw a Canada goose get it's neck, "clotheslined" on a telephone wire and nearly crashed my car pissing myself.
I work in construction and piss myself on a daily basis at people hurting themselves. I fell through a ceiling this week (first time ever) and got scraped, cut and bruised to fuck. Everybody stood around laughing..........As they should ;)
 

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