The wife has just opened some mint matchmakers they are fucking tiny now, in fact not much bigger than matches, they really are taking the piss now, and yes I bollocked her they are for Xmas.
She’s got your measure - I actually have 12”, I don’t use it as a rule ;)I was going to give the wife 8" until she insisted we got the ruler out.
Cadbury's claim there is a glass and a half of milk in a bar of chocolate.When an American company bought Cadbury’s before they bought it they said they wouldn’t close the factory once’s bought a week later it was closed! They changed the recipe that now it’s so so poor! Americans hey all about the bottom line!
If that’s the case, I will start to grow cocoa trees instead of cannabis plants.I won’t have the 80percent Lindt become extinct.Global chocolate shortage going on due to climate change and trees getting hit by parasites etc.
talked to a chocolate maker the other week and there are suggestions there will be no ( or dramatically reduced ) natural chocolate in 10 years. What’s mad is the fact 1 cocoa tree only produces enough for 4/5 bars of chocolate.
You are Augustus Gloop and I claim my 5 Deutsche Marks.What gets me when all these companies make everything smaller or include less items! Yes have them but have the mega original from the 80’s like a box of roses have it in a massive tin with it full to the brim with chocolates just price it what it’s worth even if it’s 2/3 times more, people would still buy them! Wagon wheels make them twice as big mars bars make them massive! Just price them higher! What I hate is it all getting smaller for the seams price! Have a bargain basement one and a luxury one full or massive in size!
Perhaps the wagons have got smaller.The only shrinkflation I find positive is Wagon Wheels. The originals were stupidly huge.