Silly little things which piss you off.

People who have Happy Birthday sung to them in a restaurant, and all the staff expect you to join in and clap.
 
Wasps.

The little twats are coming back again soon, and I have never ever discovered what their place in the world is.
 
White teenagers who act as though they're black, not only speaking in a stupid way but walking as if they've hurt their leg, oh and keks that hang down near the knees therefore showing all the boxers !!
 
All these fucking shrines! You can't walk down the street these days without encountering these fucking bunches of flowers and photographs of some dead no-mark car theif or waste of oxygen druggie. Fuck 'em. If someone was an arsehole when they were alive, why go all Scouse on them just because they've pegged out? Anyone would think they were fucking war-heroes or something.
 
Llewellyn Dowd said:
All these fucking shrines! You can't walk down the street these days without encountering these fucking bunches of flowers and photographs of some dead no-mark car theif or waste of oxygen druggie. Fuck 'em. If someone was an arsehole when they were alive, why go all Scouse on them just because they've pegged out? Anyone would think they were fucking war-heroes or something.

'Cellotaphs' they are called.
What a great name for such vacuous litter.
 
Fowlers Penalty Miss said:
Wasps.

The little twats are coming back again soon, and I have never ever discovered what their place in the world is.

They eat aphids which eat plants that we don't want eaten, sorted ;-)

I've never been stung by a wasp, midges are a much bigger pain in the arse, but the worst of all are ticks, i hate ticks with a passion.
 

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