Simon Jordan

Pretty sure he's a rag. I remember a school friend of mine (a rag himself) going on about a trip to Selhurst Park a few years back where the utter tool Pete 'gob like a dustbin lid' Boyle spent the game in an executive box with jordon snorting ching all the way through the match.
 
Why should I give a shit what a failed chairman thinks about the best run club in world football?
Because he has an audience of a couple of million who being mainly thick as fuck, hang onto and believe everything derogatory he says.
You’re correct of course- we shouldn’t give a fuck, but he’s pushing an agenda against us on an almost weekly basis that’s not been refuted by anyone at the club so becomes gospel.
The man is a vain, horrible, arrogant ****.
Next time I see him in Marbella I’m going to kick him in the fanny.
 
Another southern twat with a speech impediment. Lipton, Goldstein, Jordan and that stuttering fat cûnt Danny Kelly all hate us.
 
Just a few of his incredibly delusional ramblings to ponder over …….All 3 world class managers now of course ;-)

"I deployed business sense into Palace, trying to get the right people in place, trying to restructure the place and buy the right players and trying to bring fans with us”


"Very quickly you find out whether someone's doing a decent job.


I got Neil Warnock right????


I got Steve Bruce right???? – albeit that unfortunately someone else [Birmingham City FFS] coveted him and he had links with them.


I got Iain Dowie right???? because he was the manager who took us into the Premier League and should have been the manager who kept us there. If we'd kept the 2-1 lead that day at Charlton, we wouldn't be having this conversation today."


 
I just want to put a dress on him and show him off to my mates.
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Because he has an audience of a couple of million who being mainly thick as fuck, hang onto and believe everything derogatory he says.
You’re correct of course- we shouldn’t give a fuck, but he’s pushing an agenda against us on an almost weekly basis that’s not been refuted by anyone at the club so becomes gospel.
The man is a vain, horrible, arrogant ****.
Next time I see him in Marbella I’m going to kick him in the fanny.
True.

He also called Marco Silva a 'disloyal slob', but loves Sam Allardyce. Has he SEEN Fat Sam? Allardyce makes Silva look like Martinez, ffs.
 
Driving into work this morning listening to TS like most mornings (its my only real connection with UK sport so please don't judge me!) and this cock uttered yet another of his fkin conceited opinions about our great club, who he attacks at every single opportunity.

Apparently, we can NEVER be considered in the same bracket as the Rags, Madrid, Liverpool (yep those 70's bullies who haven't won the Top Division for like 87 years!!) Barca, Bayern (the normal top table eating dinosaurs!) and then said some usual smart arse comment like "cue, angry City fans calling him names, because he dared to attack their club" well yes you fkin pretentious idiot !!

To balance this opinion somewhat, he does make some decent points in general and has an actual grasp on the reality of football and life generally, but seemingly hates our club and the investment made into it for some unfathomable reason..... my thoughts its pure envy, having 'lost' 50M on his Palace investment!

But overall, he is a Cock!

No offence, but even if it's your only possible connection with UK sport why on earth do you listen to Talkshite ? Personally I think I would rather drive in silence. Each to his own.
 
Lots of decent podcasts available discussing EPL football in general and a couple for City in particular. They may not have the latest news but will not rot your brain like TS.
 
Like John Aldridge, Danny Mills etc, this tit doesn't deserve his own thread. Perhaps they should all be lumped in one thread together called something like, 'Thick no-marks spouting shite about city thread"

It’s a good shout but it needs a snappier thread title.
Let me think.....
 
So if his fortune, that he constantly mentions, had brought trophies to Crystal Palace - would they, by his definition, be a "Frankenstein Club"?
He comes across as a small time spiv trying to play in the wealthy man's world, a kinda Arthur Daly, and is consumed by jealousy and his financial impotency in a professional arena that has moved on from simply being well off.
 
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