Simon Rattle - British Conductor

[hilts]

Should have run a poll.

 

[jimharri]

Eric Morecombe was better

"Would you like a coffee, Eric?"

"I'd rather a tea, Ern"

Miranda Hart, Michael McIntyre and John Bishop lie awake at nights, having wet dreams about being so effortlessly funny as that.

 

[Ric]

Some great answers gents. I was unaware how cultured this place was.

Further evidence of how cultured this place is; I searched "Rattle" by title to see if there had been a previous thread about him and unearthed this:

which bird off the telly would you most like to rattle ?

christine bleakley, paddy bird off the one show, apparently now single

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[mat]

From The Sunday Sport to the Times. You can't say Bluemoon doesn't fill the full cultural spectrum.

 

[Barcon]

From The Sunday Sport to the Times. You can't say Bluemoon doesn't fill the full cultural spectrum.

You were the first thing that came to mind when I read the o.p

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Desert Orchid wants his teeth back

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[andyhinch]

Further evidence of how cultured this place is; I searched "Rattle" by title to see if there had been a previous thread about him and unearthed this:

which bird off the telly would you most like to rattle ?

christine bleakley, paddy bird off the one show, apparently now single

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

It’s a shame we didn’t have a poll for that one.

 

[mat]

You were the first thing that came to mind when I read the o.p

As a crap one, naturally.

 

[mat]

It’s a shame we didn’t have a poll for that one.

I think a few posters created their own on that thread.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I could never understand how Jack pulled so many women (yes I know it was a TV show and not real) as he was such an ugly fucker

Them Newton’s

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Further evidence of how cultured this place is; I searched "Rattle" by title to see if there had been a previous thread about him and unearthed this:

which bird off the telly would you most like to rattle ?

christine bleakley, paddy bird off the one show, apparently now single

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

As the kids say: LMAO!

 

[Nails]

Never heard of him.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Further evidence of how cultured this place is; I searched "Rattle" by title to see if there had been a previous thread about him and unearthed this:

which bird off the telly would you most like to rattle ?

christine bleakley, paddy bird off the one show, apparently now single

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

I think it's still possible to merge the two threads with a little imagination - do it!

 

[SWP's back]

Further evidence of how cultured this place is; I searched "Rattle" by title to see if there had been a previous thread about him and unearthed this:

which bird off the telly would you most like to rattle ?

christine bleakley, paddy bird off the one show, apparently now single

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

Ha!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Never heard of him.

Some dipper that plays the drums - a sort of middle class ringo starr if you like.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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Is that Luke Shaw dressed for a funeral?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Is that Luke Shaw dressed for a funeral?

Yeah the fat shite

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Cheeky ****.

 

[johnnytapia]

Name me a better conductor from these Isles. I’ll wait.

Huge loss to the London Symphony Orchestra

Sir Simon Rattle will leave the LSO for Munich

The musician's departure is considered a blow for Britain's classical music scene.

www.bbc.com

There are some niche threads on this forum. This might take some beating...

 

[KS55]

Sadly this comment will mean nowt to anyone under 45

Being repeated on one of those golden oldie channels. Can't stand it but Mrs KS loves it.