Since when did change cease to be legal tender in the superm

[FellowBlue]

It's still money you ****. No one's making you sit there for an hour and count it. It's not some snide little trick so i can get away with paying 40p less than the price asked. So fucking what if i've just gave you £15's worth of 1's, 2's and 5p's. Since when did change become anything other than legal tender?

What? Like you've got anything better to do, sat there all day looking like a fucking idiot behind your counter. Looking down at me for giving you change? You're the one who's working in a fucking supermarket you ****! And you can fuck off keep asking me for a bag you mindless little drone; course i want a bag, i'm not gonna put 5 bags worth of shopping up my arse am i?

Then there's the tutters stood behind you in the big que that's rapidly accumulating all whispering to each other and sharing looks of disgust and dissaproval like i've picked each individual 5p from my forskin and handed it over to the little dweeb who's upset that he has to actually do some proper fucking work and count my change. Fuck off! It's fucking money int it. There's no sign, or law saying only notes allowed. You don't have to que behind me, i don't actually have to be here...don't fucking want to either. If you're gonna be upset with anyone be upset with the testicle that's counting my fucking change!

I asked you if it was ok to leave you with my change, you wanted to be anal about it and sit and count every last fucking penny, don't fucking then look at me all upset and pissed off then when you had every chance to just bang it in the till and let me fuck off in peace you pathetic excuse for a human being.

They love it when you're 12p under too. Fucking love it! It's the smuggest they've ever been in their sad little excuses for a life. Spotty little greasy haird cunts. They not so smug when you sit there looking through your shopping for an item you're gonna put back, wasting even more time, though. Or when you threaten to shove a bag of potatoes up there arse if they let out a deep sigh of dissaproval one more time.

 

[bluereddish]

Can you spare any loose change, Sir?

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

That is fucking brilliant.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

It's beyond me why the technology is not available on ALL tills to simply just weigh your money and eliminate the need for these grunting tards on the till.

A few points....

1) most supermarkets now have 'coinstar' machines to change your shrapnel into into folding.

2) Go to the slef service till. Bags galore, weighs your change, no dealing with tools, it's the future....soon these numpties will be obsolete.

 

[Stanley]

Right with you brother. They would rather you go and put all your change in that machine that counts it and charges a "commision"

Or when they say, "Sorry I've got no tenners left and hand you 3 llb's in pound coins"

Twots.

 

[tueartsboots]

1] 20p in copper is the legal max a retailer/bus etc will accept
2] Don't be a cnut, service workers are treated like shite, paid a pittance, be nice and smile

 

[tueartsboots]

1] 20p in copper is the legal max a retailer/bus etc will accept
2] Don't be a cnut, service workers are treated like shite, paid a pittance, be nice and smile

 

[kinkladze96]

Just a little bit tense? :0)

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

1] 20p in copper is the legal max a retailer/bus etc will accept
2] Don't be a cnut, service workers are treated like shite, paid a pittance, be nice and smile

Only if they do, alas mastering these two skills at the same time seems to be beyond the majority of some of the cretins I have come across

 

[bizzbo]

shoplift, it's a lot less stressful