Six Word Short Story

[Blue Mist]

Phil Neville,monotone commentary,boring twat.

Bastard poster beat me to it.

 

[Joe CurryGan]

Journey home, if Rooney plays again

 

[Carstairs]

Stayed up late, wish I hadn't.

 

[york away to this!]

noisy neighbours.
noisy neighbours.
noisy.
neighbours.

 

[oakiecokie]

You feel lucky punk.Do ya.

 

[york away to this!]

It started when she came home...

 

[oakiecokie]

My penis has just become erect.

You have a hard on. Mmmmmm.

 

[crazyg]

I saw

I conquered

I came

(with apologies to Julius Caesar)

 

[york away to this!]

War starts tomorrow. Wear a hat.

 

[oakiecokie]

Premier League fixtures out on Wednesday.