Millie Clode is the Queen of Sky Sports News. She takes the title by a huge margin of 35 votes to 23. Following a stewards' enquiry, it has been proven that Kirsty Gallacher did indeed have relations with Rio 'Wobblegob' Ferdinand for a period of time shortly after his transfer to Dirty Leeds United. It is my duty to report that Miss Gallacher has therefore been deducted 15 votes due to ungentlewomanly conduct. She has been severly reprimanded in the court of citykev. In addition to the penalty inflicted on the final vote, I had no other option than to take Kirsty to my office, take out my special whacking stick and slap it across her bare bottom a number of times. During the course of the punishment, she screamed her desire to apologise to the good folk of Bluemoon and vowed to conduct herself more appropriately in future. She then proceeded to sing a chorus or two of the Balotelli song. At least that's what I thought she was singing, her mouth was full at the time.
Right, that's it. I've worked myself up again. I'm off for a quick dance of delight to the magical seventh step where I will shake hot white coconuts from the veiny lovetree.
Final score : Millie 35 Kirsty 8.
