Slowest ever?

[taleofbluehalves]

When Pearce bought in Bernardo Corradi he must have brought in the slowest forward to our slowest forward line I can remember. Had he brought back Rick Holden we could have had snails to race them. Was Corradi the slowest we've had?

 

[jimharri]

The slowest? He wasn't even THAT quick!
Loved the comment by Mick McCarthy when he was a player; ''I'm deceptive, I'm slower than I look''!

 

[Drewmanc]

Has to be David Brightwell - I know he wasn't a forward but fuck me, it looked like he was running in tar. From Olympic stock as well - shocking!!

 

[Pigeonho]

Has to be David Brightwell - I know he wasn't a forward but fuck me, it looked like he was running in tar. From Olympic stock as well - shocking!!

Came on to say the exact same thing. I used to look at him and ask why I was working in an office when someone as bad as him had made it as a pro footballer.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Ha ha forgot about him! Sat in the Stretford End for the Derby we hit post a couple of times and Brightwell got out paced and they scored 2 offside goals. Not pleasant at all. Sure he barely played after that.

 

[Pigeonho]

Ha ha forgot about him! Sat in the Stretford End for the Derby we hit post a couple of times and Brightwell got out paced and they scored 2 offside goals. Not pleasant at all. Sure he barely played after that.

Lucky you! I still have nightmares about him! ;-)

 

[dave bacuzzi]

Joe Royle wasn't the quickest

 

[SuperYaya]

Someone should do a slowest XI haha.

 

[AUnwin84]

My first thought was Rick Holden, and then David Brightwell. As they've both been said, I'll go for Alan Kernaghan

 

[Aytoun]

Captain would have to be Gaz Baz Back Paz.