Slugs.

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

They do me napper in! They're all over the cats bowl at night ( I feed the cat outside cos he's a fookin crank who ROLFS his food back up)

I'll have to find a hedgehog I think ...

 

[johnny on the spot]

Some sick bastards on here, but luckily karma's a bitch.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

i use to like getting a long bendy piece of cane and stick one end under the slug bend it back and whooooooooooosh slug into orbit lol even my daughter loves doing that now lol