Smack in the mouth

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LittleStan

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Had a weird dream last night that some bloke with an open tin of paint and a paint brush was coming at me because I was laughing at a bad tempered swan as I was reading the paper.

So for some reason I hit him in the mouth.

Then the misses woke me up just as I smacked her in the mouth with a right hook.

Scared the shit out of me, don't think she was too happy either!

Fortunately I punch like a girl.
 
Much rather take a crack on the cheek, cheaper than seeing the dentist.
 
LittleStan said:
Had a weird dream last night that some bloke with an open tin of paint and a paint brush was coming at me because I was laughing at a bad tempered swan as I was reading the paper.

So for some reason I hit him in the mouth.

Then the misses woke me up just as I smacked her in the mouth with a right hook.

Scared the shit out of me, don't think she was too happy either!

Fortunately I punch like a girl.
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Lucky or unlucky it wasn't a welt in the gob..
 
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