"Smash it" ?

[Impeccable One]

If you're Jewish you could "lend her one"

This is a good one, as she'll then give you one back ;)

 

[Swales lives]

"pork it"

(not a phrase used by Jews btw)

 

[ancoats]

the good old give it a good old (ROGERING)

 

[waspish]

"Smash it" ?

I liked Sid james reaction to woman!

 

[quiet_riot]

Make sweet love to her?

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

Tappin flap :)

 

[tueartsboots]

bend her over and rip her spine out

 

[djelanomcfc]

Destroy her
There basically all ridiculous things to actually ever say but Keys looked more of a twat because he's about 50 years old.

 

[tueartsboots]

bang uglys

 

[glen quagmire]

Rinse her.

Poke her.