"Smash it" ?

[waspish]

"Smash it" ?

Turd it

 

[MadchesterCity]

smash her back pastie

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

Re:

Turd it

How does this work?

A friend wants to know :P

 

[Freestyler]

'pump it'

'rattle'

 

[Mikem93]

Give her a cheeky poke

Tapped that

Hit that

 

[Chev Chelios]

Tear her a new arsehole

 

[Cellarite]

i'd give her the good news.

 

[Stuart]

Ragged it solid.

 

[Freestyler]

'make her bleed'

not mine, but thought i'd share.

 

[blue47766]

Bit old fashioned here but
Bang her
Slip her one
Rip her f-----g arse out

sorry for going back in time, oh the memories hahaha

 

[tueartsboots]

show her the best 30 seconds of her life

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Smash the granny out of it.

Froggy Style (starts off doggy style, but she ends up on her front in a "frog" position.

 

[BlueinCumbria]

Tool her

Tame her growler

did you get your nose wet

 

[BlueSniffer]

Rip her back out
Mowed
Turfed

 

[unsworthblue]

this kind of talk makes me cringe when i hear it,its normally little boys trying to be all 'macho'.'smashed it'? Hey Richard Keys i smashed yer mam! Just sounds bad! Next step up from this will be 'ah yeah mate i proper raped the dirty filthy little slag' its just wrong talking about women in this way.

 

[MadchesterCity]

this kind of talk makes me cringe when i hear it,its normally little boys trying to be all 'macho'.'smashed it'? Hey Richard Keys i smashed yer mam! Just sounds bad! Next step up from this will be 'ah yeah mate i proper raped the dirty filthy little slag' its just wrong talking about women in this way.

agreed

 

[Chev Chelios]

In the the words of the great chubbs "DID YOU SCUTTLE HER"

 

[Wheelsy]

"Smash it" ?

Rub another hole in her.

 

[ono]

Destroy her
There basically all ridiculous things to actually ever say but Keys looked more of a twat because he's about 50 years old.

I think that makes it funnier.

 

[clarkie_ni]

dip your wick