Smelly fan

[Le Havre Oswald]

Theres this lad who sits near me at city and he fuckin stinks. Dont think he's had a bath in about 3 years.

Makes me gag everytime he stands up

Does anyone have a number I can contact at the ground To sort this out x

 

[ray21]

Reminds me of this,
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/f...-their-personal-hygiene-by-club-official.html

 

[jimharri]

Ah; the return of the parody thread. It's been a while.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Theres this lad who sits near me at city and he fuckin stinks. Dont think he's had a bath in about 3 years.

Makes me gag everytime he stands up

Does anyone have a number I can contact at the ground To sort this out x

I'd make you gag whether stood up or sat down. I'd throw a coat over my lap so other fans don't notice you Marty Feldman eyes.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Sounds like the OP has touched a raw nerve somewhat

 

[city2]

Just tell him he fucking

 

[city2]

Stinks

 

[Danny Hoekman]

SS 115??

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

SS 117??

I'm in 115. I'll not have a bath or a shower till the spuds game. See if you can suss out where's whiffy Wally; )

 

[KS55]

There's a guy sits near me, every time I stand up, he makes silly gagging noises, really annoying. What's that all about?