Snow

It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor cunts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.
 
stony said:
It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor cunts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.
Just throw some marshmallows out of the window.
 
dronefromsector7g said:
stony said:
It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor cunts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.
Just throw some marshmallows out of the window.

Open a window! are you mad? I've already said it fucking freezing.
 
stony said:
It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor c**ts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.
Put the Jersey Boys on for them you miserable bugger.
 
stony said:
It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor c**ts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.

They'll be on double time the grabbing bastards
 
Paulpowersleftfoot said:
stony said:
It's snowing and it's fucking freezing and there are some poor c**ts outside digging the road up. They've been there since about 3pm, it's almost 11pm and they're still at it.
I'd take em a brew but its too cold to go out.

They'll be on double time the grabbing bastards


Haha, I love the term "grabbing bastard" the last place I worked at was full of them. I've done my fair share of it, but some of them take the piss.
 
Thank fuck it's snowing, had some winter tyres fitted just before Christmas and the weather turned nice pretty much within the hour.

Was cold as fuck as I stood outside the tyre place - as soon as I got in the car to drive away the sun came out and the temperature outside went up about ten degrees. Was thinking I'd wasted my money.

So I'm getting my moneys worth now and driving smugly past other BMW's that haven't got them on and are skidding all over the place.
 
Pelly Greeny said:
Thank fuck it's snowing, had some winter tyres fitted just before Christmas and the weather turned nice pretty much within the hour.

Was cold as fuck as I stood outside the tyre place - as soon as I got in the car to drive away the sun came out and the temperature outside went up about ten degrees. Was thinking I'd wasted my money.

So I'm getting my moneys worth now and driving smugly past other BMW's that haven't got them on and are skidding all over the place.


thats akin to being American and buying a gun, then being disappointed that nobody gave you reason to shoot them
 
ColinBellsjockstrap said:
The perfect fumble said:
Nothing in Norwich.....

Ever.


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nimrod said:
Pelly Greeny said:
Thank fuck it's snowing, had some winter tyres fitted just before Christmas and the weather turned nice pretty much within the hour.

Was cold as fuck as I stood outside the tyre place - as soon as I got in the car to drive away the sun came out and the temperature outside went up about ten degrees. Was thinking I'd wasted my money.

So I'm getting my moneys worth now and driving smugly past other BMW's that haven't got them on and are skidding all over the place.


thats akin to being American and buying a gun, then being disappointed that nobody gave you reason to shoot them

I'd always find someone and a reason don't worry ;-)

They're one of those things that you look at and think 'mmmm should I buy one/some, cos it's a lot of money and I'll be pissed if they don't get used but if I do need one/them and I haven't got them I'll be pissed I didn't get them' - I'm thinking fire extinguisher in the van/car/camper - there's a system that's about £300 and goes in the engine bay - saved a lot of VW camper owners a lot of money/heartache but if you fork out all that money for one and it's never called into use........., CO2 alarm, first aid kits - they go out of date after so long, suppose you could say these home emergency insurance policies or appliance breakdown cover.........
 
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.
 
Ed68 said:
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.
Ed break your other shoulder and wear another sling and then your balance is sorted.
 
Ed68 said:
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.

park nearby and jump in a cab to the door. a fiver from town.
 
de niro said:
Ed68 said:
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.

park nearby and jump in a cab to the door. a fiver from town.

We always park near the centre and walk in. I like that walk but yeah, that is an option I may consider.
 
de niro said:
Ed68 said:
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.

park nearby and jump in a cab to the door. a fiver from town.

Blimey ! Bluemoon's becoming the playground of the rich, a fiver for a taxi !
 
remember arthur mann said:
de niro said:
Ed68 said:
Can anyone tell me the current situation with snow in Manc and at the ground?

I'm not normally arsed as just put a pair of shoes/boots with grip on. I currently have a fractured shoulder though so am a little concerned this time. Balance is off with one arm in a sling and don't want to think about the pain if I fell on it.

park nearby and jump in a cab to the door. a fiver from town.

Blimey ! Bluemoon's becoming the playground of the rich, a fiver for a taxi !

compared to a slip and a loss of 6 weeks wages. mmm let me think about it.
 

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