So called celebs

[Gazza]

Yes, we've got him. I told you it was true.

Thanks Liam, although there's another one still about.

He's obviously from Singapore........ he's got Utd on his shirt.

 

[Cellarite]

James Corden

ooh you bastard. you beat me to it.

 

[stony]

Every **** who's ever been on Big Brother

Wags, all of them. Nothing but spunk disposal systems for footballers.

 

[sheikys billions]

CHINESE GUY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE NOW!!!!

Sure he works in my local chippy!

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Oh and look, James Corden on Alan Carr now talking about becoming a dad. WHO GIVES A FUCK.

And he is followed by Katona, fucks sake. Channel now changed.

 

[johnmc]

Vanessa fat fucking fuck face Feltz.

 

[Freestyler]

Eamonn Holmes.

what does he actually do apart from talk shit?

 

[jimharri]

Every **** who's ever been on Big Brother

Wags, all of them. Nothing but spunk disposal systems for footballers.

Even the men?

 

[Anonymous]

Alan Titchmarsh, aka A-Tit.

How can a dull-as-ditchwater former gardener, with a face like the childcatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and a voice that could talk a glass eye to sleep, get a chat show gig on national television?

Parky, if he was dead, would be turning in his grave.

take a bow, brilliant.

 

[MCFC BOB]

Alan Titchmarsh, aka A. Tit.

How can a dull-as-ditchwater former gardener, with a face like the childcatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and a voice that could talk a glass eye to sleep, get a chat show gig on national television?

Parky, if he was dead, would be turning in his grave.

thats a bit harsh

A bit harsh, or Alan Titchmarsh?