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Hope he has a good season so we can sell him to recoup all our money! Never good enough for us and its not his fault we signed him. Came and kept his head down without moaning fair enough.
BibbyBlue85 said:Lavinda Past said:Albeit temporarily.
You were indeed one of the worst players I've seen in a City shirt for some time.
The original 'no trick donkey'... Your (ex) bird was the only interesting thing about you.
Good luck at WBA.
He either fucked your mrs or your mum! That's the only explanation for your post
Wait, what?Skashion said:It wasn't a strange signing at all. Mancini wanted to and did bang Scott's missus, and this is the shameful secret that the ITKs can never speak of.
Indeed, he never stopped talking about Mancini's hair. I think we all know the real reason behind the apparent loathing of Mancini:Lucky Toma said:Didsbury Dave said:I love the way mancini's fanboys can't stop themselves sexualising him. Unintentionally says a lot.Skashion said:It wasn't a strange signing at all. Mancini wanted to and did bang Scott's missus, and this is the shameful secret that the ITKs can never speak of.
Even you've got to admit he had lovely hair.
Didsbury Dave said:I like the way the floodlights light up his beautiful hair, rather like a halo.
Didsbury Dave said:Mancini on finding his pasta is overcooked *shrugs shoulders, rolls eyes, flicks hair* "Zeez iz da dinner. Eet iz imprortante we work 'ard to fineesh"
Mancini on seeing his wife's still full plate: "Ower finishing was not good again"
Mancini when asked about his wife full plate*shrugs shoulder, rolls eyes, flicks hair: "She as to work 'arder to eat well."
Didsbury Dave said:I mean it. After arsenal it reminded me of when you haven't watered a plant for weeks in hot weather. Then suddenly, like that plant when watered, it came back to life. It regained it's structure. I havent seen it look so proud since last years cup final. It started to look like a cushion of air sat between his head and his hair.
You could see the confidence starting to course through the whole club with his returning mane.
This one is particularly funny because he was beside himself at losing the Carling Cup to Kenny.Didsbury Dave said:Yeah, sorry lads. Fuck the carling cup. We will win the fa cup. Oh wait, well fuck that one, europes where it matters. Oooops, must be our inexperience. Europa is the one. Oh wait...we lost to the dog and duck from Lithuania. I blame the press for that one, the rag twats. And Didsbury Dave of course, the biased shit.
Forza saint bob. Best manager since Joe mercer. Give him a ten year contract. Trust in the Jedi master, fuck the carling cup, leave that to clueless Kenny and his men. At least our euro coefficient will be better . At least we've got Bobby, who's hair coefficient will always surpass Kenny the ****'s.
Didsbury Dave said:It's rare to see such a high proportion of the forum in agreement over the team selection, including some of the blindest forza-nice-hair-what-a-man sheep, which says a lot.
Didsbury Dave said:Because they all like Saint Bob's hair and suits.
Didsbury Dave said:I do notice that the main case for Mancini's defence from his idolisers tends to be his hair and suits.
Didsbury Dave said:I honestly think that a lot of City fans like his hair and thinks he looks cool in a City scarf. Hence the baseless adoration of him.
There could even be something a bit homerotic in it.
BoyBlue_1985 said:Like to know how you figured that out. In the past 20 years I could probably pick out 20 worse players than him, some we consider legends as wellLavinda Past said:Albeit temporarily.
You were indeed one of the worst players I've seen in a City shirt for some time.
The original 'no trick donkey'... Your (ex) bird was the only interesting thing about you.
Good luck at WBA.
In fact edit that 40 players
Well unless he clarifies some time it can range from 1 second until the beginning of timeninjamonkey said:BoyBlue_1985 said:Like to know how you figured that out. In the past 20 years I could probably pick out 20 worse players than him, some we consider legends as wellLavinda Past said:Albeit temporarily.
You were indeed one of the worst players I've seen in a City shirt for some time.
The original 'no trick donkey'... Your (ex) bird was the only interesting thing about you.
Good luck at WBA.
In fact edit that 40 players
"Some time" could easily be taken as the last 3-4 years in which case the OP has a point. Not sure ability wise there has been a poorer signing during the Mancini era. I would say going back 20 years was a bit more than "Some time"
It was a bit too 80s Miami Vice for me, Toma. A bit of early Spandau influence too. Too coiferred, definitely hairdried and sprayed. There was a mullet in there just waiting to come out too.Lucky Toma said:Didsbury Dave said:I love the way mancini's fanboys can't stop themselves sexualising him. Unintentionally says a lot.Skashion said:It wasn't a strange signing at all. Mancini wanted to and did bang Scott's missus, and this is the shameful secret that the ITKs can never speak of.
Even you've got to admit he had lovely hair.
Inter Me Nan said:Wait, what?Skashion said:It wasn't a strange signing at all. Mancini wanted to and did bang Scott's missus, and this is the shameful secret that the ITKs can never speak of.
Yeah cos adam johnson has ripped up trees at sunderland hasn't he..black mamba said:I have absolutely no idea why he was brought here in the first place ....
to me he's not even as good as Adam Johnson , and the only reason he fucked off was because we wouldn't play him!
I'm afraid the writing was on the wall for Scott Sinclair from day one ....