So you are stuck on a desert Island.

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Five miles across, 1000 miles from the nearest land.

You have absolutely no chance of ever being rescued, you are going definitely going to die on there.

However:-

There is an abundance of fresh water from streams and food growing on the island, fruit etc.

Bear in mind if you took ill there's no doctor or dentist etc.

How would you amuse yourself, and do you think you would go mad?

 

[jimharri]

Roll on the 16th!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Would you need a VPN?

 

[mosssideblue]

Five miles across, 1000 miles from the nearest land.

You have absolutely no chance of ever being rescued, you are going definitely going to die on there.

However:-

There is an abundance of fresh water from streams and food growing on the island, fruit etc.

Bear in mind if you took ill there's no doctor or dentist etc.

How would you amuse yourself, and do you think you would go mad?

Is this your school homework?

 

[Kippax77]

Wank-a-tee-wank

 

[Barcon]

Is there a donkey on the island?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

 

[calumdown]

if i were stuck on a desert island with anyone who started a sentence with the word so i would drown them and get away with it.

anyroad,
this is a pale thread in comparison to this...

one cheese, one drink and one album

it's a bit far-fetched, but... imagine you end up shipwrecked on a desert island for ever more with no hope of rescue. everyone else died, you are alone. the cargo of the ship you sailed on was cheese and booze. the wreck is within reach, so you will have an endless supply of the two items...

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[citizen_maine]

if i were stuck on a desert island with anyone who started a sentence with the word so i would drown them and get away with it.

anyroad,
this is a pale thread in comparison to this...

one cheese, one drink and one album

it's a bit far-fetched, but... imagine you end up shipwrecked on a desert island for ever more with no hope of rescue. everyone else died, you are alone. the cargo of the ship you sailed on was cheese and booze. the wreck is within reach, so you will have an endless supply of the two items...

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

So it is

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

if i were stuck on a desert island with anyone who started a sentence with the word so i would drown them and get away with it.

I deliberately started the title with the word So, because I knew some busy **** would pull me up on it.

Btw, if should have a capital I.

:)

 

[Fourinarow]

Probably spend the time wondering the best way to kill myself.

 

[citizen_maine]

Probably spend the time wondering the best way to kill myself.

or the most elaborate and preposterous

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Probably spend the time wondering the best way to kill myself.

No booze, no cigs, no women and no decent food. I'm not sure I'd be wondering for much longer than a few hours.

 

[100 pints]

Five miles across, 1000 miles from the nearest land.

You have absolutely no chance of ever being rescued, you are going definitely going to die on there.

However:-

There is an abundance of fresh water from streams and food growing on the island, fruit etc.

Bear in mind if you took ill there's no doctor or dentist etc.

How would you amuse yourself, and do you think you would go mad?

Can I have brought one thing of use with me, if so,Ana de armas wearing sexy underwear.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Five miles across, 1000 miles from the nearest land.

You have absolutely no chance of ever being rescued, you are going definitely going to die on there.

However:-

There is an abundance of fresh water from streams and food growing on the island, fruit etc.

Bear in mind if you took ill there's no doctor or dentist etc.

How would you amuse yourself, and do you think you would go mad?

So having actively completed the hard version of Secret of Monkey Island 1 and 2, Curse of Monkey Island and Escape from Monkey Island. I feel like I would just sit back and chill:

 

[Fourinarow]

No booze, no cigs, no women and no decent food. I'm not sure I'd be wondering for much longer than a few hours.

Sunburnt and bitten to fuck. Infections. No tools. No pillow. No music.

 

[idahoblues]

Any cheese rinds available?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

My only surprise with this thread is @Bill Walker didn’t start it….

 

[Bill Walker]

My only surprise with this thread is @Bill Walker didn’t start it….

Hahaha it's not beige enough for moi..

 

[AliBobbyJ]

if i were stuck on a desert island with anyone who started a sentence with the word so i would drown them and get away with it.

yes. beat me to it.