Soccer Aid charity game at The Etihad

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

What is that running round with the shorts up her arse

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I always wondered what a Scottish Mark Lawrenson sounded like

 

[kaz7]

Watching Usain Bolt body that freestyler was the highlight so far. She's exactly as awful as you'd expect a freestyler to be in this context tbf.

Although I will say she appears to be the worst player on the pitch, which is a bad look for someone who makes their living with a ball.

It is charity ffs

 

[remember arthur mann]

What is that running round with the shorts up her arse

Rooney.

 

[Blue Potato]

How much is Bent Harry receiving?

Free mobile season ticket in the Tunnel Club. He can’t use it though because he doesn’t even know what an email is, or so he said a few years ago…

 

[Elbow beards]

If the female playing for England (no idea who she is) took off her false eyelashes she could possibly see the goal nets better

Ha, just commented to the bread knife about her choice of face attire as well

 

[ninjamonkey]

Who is the woman who keeps trying to shoot from 20-30 yards but clearly hasn't got the power to hit it that far nevermind score.

Turns out she's a freestyler, makes sense.

Bolt is dreadful isn't he, as if he was even given a trial to be a pro, the 20 stone guy on the other flank has better control.

 

[remember arthur mann]

England looking dodgy at the back with spitty and rat boy.

 

[Winchester]

Well it's a great cause
But the important thing is,
Neville is still crap

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Who is the number 19 for the world team? I am 58 and fitter / faster than him