Solo time euphemisms

[SWP's back]

So whats the best euphemism that you have heard for special "you time"?

The best I have heard was on "Game of Thrones" and I quote:

Making the bald man cry

 

[Carstairs]

"Roughing up the Suspect"

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Feeding the cat-
Parking the Bentley

*edit* memo to self. 'must read thread titles'.

Thumping the clown-Roping the pony.

 

[Fitton]

Choking the chicken

 

[whosonthebench]

Tame the tiger

 

[crizack]

a japanese eye test.
Strangle the snake
Gonna see a dog about a man
To catch a rat.

 

[bluecm]

pull the head off it
throw youself round (whatever room you're in)

 

[frankstonblue]

Knock the top off

 

[BooksReject]

My wife loves the expression 'tugging one off' laughs every time she catches me....I mean hears it :)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Going for a game of five against one.