Solo time euphemisms

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Polishing the purple headed womb broom.

 

[SWP's back]

Do the mods call it 'Pulling the thread' ?

played

 

[BlueHerts]

Seeing Mrs Hand and her 5 lovely daughters...

 

[Thatchersforearm]

'The eternal battle between Hand Solo and the pink Darth Vader'

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

bashing the bishop

 

[Judge Roughneck]

Burping the worm.

A spot of genital husbandry.

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

Picking up the telephone
Bouncing the flyaway
Eating a portion of sushi
Specialising in Origami
Making a donation to Oxfam
Talking like a stuttering German
Pitching from the rough
Walking into the kitchen and opening the fridge
Kicking the shit out of the postman
Crawling along the floor with a Yorkshire Terrier on your back
Obtaining a criminal record
Considering a change of career
Invading the playing area
Building a hospital then knocking it down
Refusing to bank with Lloyds TSB
Turning down an MBE
Insulting the vicar
Choosing Tesco's own brand
Giving the trombonist an electric shock
Sanding the skirting board
Changing the channel to FOX News
Meeting Nick Faldo
Sharing your lunch with Eamonn Holmes

 

[tueartsboots]

choking the chicken

 

[MikeBlue]

Having a Tom Hank

 

[heywood blue]

playing out with Tom Thumb and his four sisters

going playing the pink oboe