Some little tw*t has nicked my aerial

[Tuearts right boot]

3 pages and no one's mentioned a dose of Cif

 

[Ovo]

I hope the OP has taken some comfort from this thread.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

You're nothing but an agitator, time you took a tumble fella, get my Dreft?

Don't try and soft soap me mate - I have Lever-age on here.
The Port Sunlight shines out of my arse.
So go and spin your smalls,because it just won't wash.

I know what you're thinking, 'who does he think he is, FEBREZEing in here, BOLD as brass, SHOUTing the odds?
You can BOUNCE around all you want pal but I'll hang you out to dry.

You haven't found my Hotpoint yet,so I suggest you take a tablet,have a cool wash,and we can iron out our differences later,and air our grievances,before we both get mangled,hot under the collar, and crease up laughing.

 

[nw42]

Don't try and soft soap me mate - I have Lever-age on here.
The Port Sunlight shines out of my arse.
So go and spin your smalls,because it just won't wash.

I know what you're thinking, 'who does he think he is, FEBREZEing in here, BOLD as brass, SHOUTing the odds?
You can BOUNCE around all you want pal but I'll hang you out to dry.

You haven't found my Hotpoint yet,so I suggest you take a tablet,have a cool wash,and we can iron out our differences later,and air our grievances,before we both get mangled,hot under the collar, and crease up laughing.

Smeg!!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I know what you're thinking, 'who does he think he is, FEBREZEing in here, BOLD as brass, SHOUTing the odds?
You can BOUNCE around all you want pal but I'll hang you out to dry.

You haven't found my Hotpoint yet,so I suggest you take a tablet,have a cool wash,and we can iron out our differences later,and air our grievances,before we both get mangled,hot under the collar, and crease up laughing.

Smeg!!

Indesit the way to end the thread,before it becomes Neff!

 

[nw42]

You haven't found my Hotpoint yet,so I suggest you take a tablet,have a cool wash,and we can iron out our differences later,and air our grievances,before we both get mangled,hot under the collar, and crease up laughing.

Smeg!!

Indesit the way to end the thread,before it becomes Neff!

Agreed, it's been rinsed to death.

 

[bluezi]

It was me, nothing persil-nal.

 

[fulabeer]

You guys need bringing down a peg or two...

 

[bammy blue]

now now, lets not go airing our dirty washing.......

got me thinking you dont see many cars driving around with the old coat hanger aerial anymore....