Something i've noticed on Facebook recently...

[Pigeonho]

The amount of posts people put up of them holding a placard which state they will achieve something or have something given to them if they get so many likes. Latest one is of a Bradford fan living in Australia who says that if he gets 1m likes, he will get to go to Wembley. It got me thinking, what would your placard say?

I'll start:

'My wife says that if I get 1 million likes, she'll let me stick it in the trumper and that this time it won't be the 'wrong hole'. Get liking'.

That's the only one i've ever seen on facebook? are there others?

Some fucker the other day had put one on about how his wife will discuss having a baby if he got a certain amount of likes. That is the one which caught my eye because if my wife said she would discuss having a family but based it on the amount a million stranger around the world 'liked' it, i'd have no option but to give her a falcon punch.

 

[SWP's back]

If I get 1 million likes I will open a Facebook account.

We don't want Wythy types on there sorry.<br /><br />-- Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:24 pm --<br /><br />

What im seeing more of lately is being being infuriated by absolute made up bollocks about asylum seekers or muslims. Two seconds of reseatch would show this stuff to be false, but they see a photo of a ceneotaph with a story about a muslim taking a shit on it or something and they are caught hook, line and sinker.

Also, theres loads of letters of complaint being posted about bollocks too. The latest one is about a 70 year old bloke being turned away from tesco because he didnt have enough money... full of "facts" like "he fought in WW2.. the guys 70 years old. Anyway, even if it was true, so what!

Maybe you shouldn't be friends with so many EDL members/thick right wing nutters.

Most of my friends statuses are about haloumi and their favourite flavour of hummus.

 

[CTID1988]

If I get 1 million likes I will open a Facebook account.

We don't want Wythy types on there sorry.

-- Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:24 pm --

What im seeing more of lately is being being infuriated by absolute made up bollocks about asylum seekers or muslims. Two seconds of reseatch would show this stuff to be false, but they see a photo of a ceneotaph with a story about a muslim taking a shit on it or something and they are caught hook, line and sinker.

Also, theres loads of letters of complaint being posted about bollocks too. The latest one is about a 70 year old bloke being turned away from tesco because he didnt have enough money... full of "facts" like "he fought in WW2.. the guys 70 years old. Anyway, even if it was true, so what!

Maybe you shouldn't be friends with so many EDL members/thick right wing nutters.Most of my friends statuses are about haloumi and their favourite flavour of hummus.

They all tend to be people from school who i didnt even talk to at the time. The sadist in me loves to get wound up so dont want to block these people

 

[paphos-mcfc]

If I get 1 million likes I will open a Facebook account.

We don't want Wythy types on there sorry.

-- Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:24 pm --

Or Richard Fairbrass look-a-likes for that matter. ;)

 

[Belly]

"We don't want Wythy types on there sorry"

This made me cry :(

 

[SWP's back]

"We don't want Wythy types on there sorry"

This made me cry :(

 

[Biggsy1]

These are total bullshit, they get 1 million likes then sell the age to a business and change the name of the page.

I hate these things I have enough shit to deal with in my life never mind worrying about yours, so fuck off and sort your own shit out and don't put your emotional blackmail on me!!!

 

[Churchill123]

Getting fucked off with all these shitty signs! - To be fair im sick of facebook full stop!

 

[Happy Feet]

Run by twats, used by twats.

 

[hgblue]

Facebook is shite. A novelty that's had it's day.