Gabriel
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Why wait 59 minutes between slap and tickle and slap up?…
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Stevieatlasblue
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The stadium announcer had been sacked hopefully?
Cellarite
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To get my breath back, silly.Why wait 59 minutes between slap and tickle and slap up?…
lawton mellor
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Its a muffinI have a little bit of exciting news myself...
Later on tonight, I'm getting to spend some quality time in a hotel room with the 5 trophies and "adult entertainer", Leigh Darby.
The Mancunian milf has promised to quickly avert my attention from the silverware by wearing sky blue lingerie with white stockings and high heels.
We'll break off after an hour or so to step out for a slap up chippy tea and a couple of pints. I'm thinking steak pudding, chips, peas, gravy and a barm.
Then we'll go back to the room for some suggestive pics with the trophies before hitting the sack again.
Of course this will all be happening in my imagination in the comfort of my own bedroom.
Well, City started it.
fathellensbellend
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The ticket office picked the phone up
ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN
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Call her what you want but a man can dreamIts a muffin
Yeah, I’m afraid you’re a bit late to the party.Please be an extension. Goodness me. What a day if it is!
It’s not an extension it’s a bit of wank marketing by our wank social media.