Something trivial that makes you snap!

[SPIDERBOY]

I genuinely can't sit in the same room as someone who's reading a newspaper,the noise of a rustling newspaper seriously winds me up,dunno why.

My brother had some crazy phobia with the noise you make when you bite into an apple.
I used to bite one right next to his ear and run like fuck.
Is it just me and him who are mental or is there summat stupid that winds you lot up?
Just interested.

 

[mat]

brushing a carpet.

Weird as fuck i know,it grinds my gears big time.

 

[dennistueartismyhero]

people who block the entrance to filling stations waiting for a pump on the same side as their tank, the f****g hoses reach the other side, knob

 

[fredmont]

people who block the entrance to filling stations waiting for a pump on the same side as their tank, the f****g hoses reach the other side, knob

Doesn't that mean there is more chance of an empty one for you?

 

[Always Ali]

Cunts who whistle no particular tune, whilst thinking they sound like Roger fucking Whittaker...that just boils my piss!

 

[Southbanken]

New girl at work in the ofice, says mmmn Hmmm everytime something is explained to her. Given that she is being trained she is currently saying about once every 20 seconds. Can i donkey punch her?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Shit threads!!!!

 

[Meatbag]

The phrase "Going forward" it's from now on, or in the future you bloody twunt!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

out of town rags in replica shirts

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

The way her indoors loads the dishwasher. Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!

Crams it full to bursting so half of it has to go back in because it's not been cleaned properly. Won't be fuckin' told though!