song for big nige

Freestyler said:
someone get my de jong clash song going please! :)

I tried to get it going in the pub, I was getting a few looks and made a show of myself slightly :)

Quality tune...
Breaking legs in the hot sun
You fought De Jong
And De Jong won.....
 
Started out as a homage to Nige, but given the events of today went off into a rant about the rags debt

To the tune of Hotel California by The Eagles:

On a cold, rainy Saturday
Shaking hands to play fair
Warm smell of balti pies
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a menacing site
De Jong got the ball with his left
And castrated him with his right

Welcome to Manchester Hatem Ben Arfa!
Such a City Blue place (City Blue place)
When Nige rearranges your face

Livin' it up at the City of Manchester Stadium
Next financial year
We'll still be here!

Red shirt on his shoulders
Green and yellow scarf down his back
Loyalty is not a thing
Known to your average rag

And still the City are singing all day!
Been looking forward to this moment so long
So you can hear me say

Welcome to Manchester you dirty rags!
34 years (34 years)
And we're still here!

We're livin' it up at Eastlands you dirty rags!
Any time of year (time of year)
You'll find me here!

Last thing I remember
I was pissing myself all over the floor
£83 million in debt and rising
Every day £5 million more

'Relax' said Sir Malcolm
'We are programmed to deceive'
You can keep boycotting our cup scheme
We don't care 'cos we'll be watching City!
 
billy_big_spuds said:
We don't need no explanation,
don't care if you broke some bones
the best midfielder in the premier
meeja leave de jong alone...............
HEY, MEEJA, LEAVE DE JONG ALONE



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAR FOOKING BRILIANT !!
 
SWPISHOME said:
Freestyler said:
someone get my de jong clash song going please! :)

I tried to get it going in the pub, I was getting a few looks and made a show of myself slightly :)

Quality tune...
Breaking legs in the hot sun
You fought De Jong
And De Jong won.....


ireckon just leave the first line out of it there, n wen dejong does a tackle that brings everyone to there feet, we should just shout out at that player he tackled. YOU FOUGHT DEJONG. DEJONG WON! repeat. that would be piss funny.
 

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