song for big nige

[Pam]

Oh when De Jong goes sliding in
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in
There's only gonna be one winner
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in

Excellent.

 

[HalfwayUpTheKippax]

To the tune of the Adebayor song


Nigel De Jong, Nigel de Jooong
He'll break both your legs and then
He'll bite off your schlong

 

[City Raider]

Smiths - Panic

Nigel Dj Nigel Dj Nigel DJ etc etc

 

[blumoonrisen]

I think a sort of war chant would be great, and intimidating. a thud created by foot stamping or banging seats, like the bass line in "seven nation army" DEJONG.....thud thud thud thud..thud DEJONG.....thud thud thud thud..thud DEJONG.....thud thud thud thud..thud

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

To Que sera sera..

Oh De Jong, De Jong
We Know you did Fuck all wrong
This witch hunts a fuckin Joke
Now get Shrek's leg broke

 

[Bobbins]

To the tune of Raw Hide


When Nige'y go's a tacklin
He keeps them legs a snappin
Djong !!!

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Smiths - Panic

Nigel Dj Nigel Dj Nigel DJ etc etc

Panic on the streets of London. Panic on the Streets of Birmingham. Cos here comes Nigel de Jong.

 

[GStar]

Oh when De Jong goes sliding in
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in
There's only gonna be one winner
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in

These are the words... not "I want to be in that number" why on earth would you want to be involved in a NDJ tackle!?

 

[Colins Bellend]

Goes steaming in , rather than sliding

 

[billy_big_spuds]

We don't need no explanation,
don't care if you broke some bones
the best midfielder in the premier
meeja leave de jong alone...............
HEY, MEEJA, LEAVE DE JONG ALONE

 

[Freestyler]

someone get my de jong clash song going please! :)

 

[SWPISHOME]

someone get my de jong clash song going please! :)

I tried to get it going in the pub, I was getting a few looks and made a show of myself slightly :)

Quality tune...
Breaking legs in the hot sun
You fought De Jong
And De Jong won.....

 

[bluetonium]

Started out as a homage to Nige, but given the events of today went off into a rant about the rags debt

To the tune of Hotel California by The Eagles:

On a cold, rainy Saturday
Shaking hands to play fair
Warm smell of balti pies
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a menacing site
De Jong got the ball with his left
And castrated him with his right

Welcome to Manchester Hatem Ben Arfa!
Such a City Blue place (City Blue place)
When Nige rearranges your face

Livin' it up at the City of Manchester Stadium
Next financial year
We'll still be here!

Red shirt on his shoulders
Green and yellow scarf down his back
Loyalty is not a thing
Known to your average rag

And still the City are singing all day!
Been looking forward to this moment so long
So you can hear me say

Welcome to Manchester you dirty rags!
34 years (34 years)
And we're still here!

We're livin' it up at Eastlands you dirty rags!
Any time of year (time of year)
You'll find me here!

Last thing I remember
I was pissing myself all over the floor
£83 million in debt and rising
Every day £5 million more

'Relax' said Sir Malcolm
'We are programmed to deceive'
You can keep boycotting our cup scheme
We don't care 'cos we'll be watching City!

 

[Bobbins]

We don't need no explanation,
don't care if you broke some bones
the best midfielder in the premier
meeja leave de jong alone...............
HEY, MEEJA, LEAVE DE JONG ALONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAR FOOKING BRILIANT !!

 

[citygal1]

someone get my de jong clash song going please! :)

I tried to get it going in the pub, I was getting a few looks and made a show of myself slightly :)

Quality tune...
Breaking legs in the hot sun
You fought De Jong
And De Jong won.....

ireckon just leave the first line out of it there, n wen dejong does a tackle that brings everyone to there feet, we should just shout out at that player he tackled. YOU FOUGHT DEJONG. DEJONG WON! repeat. that would be piss funny.