Song for Darren England at wembley

[Groke]

The cheating **** has done enough to deserve his own song and it would be mint to hear him get crucified from all sides of Wembley - as I'm pretty sure Chelsea aren't keen on the twat either. Need to not let his shenanigans be forgotten after this week's attempts at brushing it under the carpet by the usual suspects.
Used to like the Graham Poll / fucking arsehole song back in the day - this guy needs something similar - no obvious rhymes though!

 

[bluemc]

Can't we just sing about City instead? Roar the boys over the line to another trophy.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

World In Motion

We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
We're singing your song
We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
You cheating twat, should've been 1-1

 

[LevyBee76]

Darren you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt, Darren you're a c*nt,

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Can't we just sing about City instead? Roar the boys over the line to another trophy.

This.

 

[Peely01]

This.

This and Only This

 

[Norbert D]

This generation of refs are attention seeking opportunists, he would love his own song, a recognition he had arrived. let’s just win the game and ignore this character.

 

[citizen_maine]

World In Motion

We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
We're singing your song
We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
You cheating twat, should've been 1-1

That's almost Morrisseyesque

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Maybe a few banners or special T-Shirts

 

[ninjamonkey]

Yeah, no thanks. Let's go and hopefully enjoy us lifting another trophy instead of turning into bitter dippers/gooners.

 

[meeesh]

Darren England is a wanker is a wanker does have a good ring to it I must admit though

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

Absolutely no interest in making a referee the centre of attention even for a split-second. The game needs them, but it's not about them.

 

[CatMan]

World In Motion

We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
We're singing your song
We're singing to England (Eng-er-land)
You cheating twat, should've been 1-1

Superb

 

[Lord Blue]

This and Only This

And a little bit of that

 

[Mike S]

Let's win the game first. Don't want to alienate the twat from the kick off because he sadly has the power to have the last laugh....

 

[uwerosler28]

Can we also get a song for that prick who had the Arsenal bottle so he never never does anything so stupid again !!!

 

[Gazza]

I was sixty-one years when I wrote this song
I'm sixty-two now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to realise
Why the refs I know today are always pushing lies
I loved City then and I love City still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you hit me with a bill
I don't feel bad about letting you know
I just feel sad about all the whistle blow

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sing City songs unless England fucks up and the referee's a wanker should suffice.

 

[denTTony]

Sing City songs unless England fucks up and the referee's a wanker should suffice.

He probably already knows that

 

[stonerblue]

I was sixty-one years when I wrote this song
I'm sixty-two now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to realise
Why the refs I know today are always pushing lies
I loved City then and I love City still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you hit me with a bill
I don't feel bad about letting you know
I just feel sad about all the whistle blow

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

Brilliant.