"Song For De Jong" Thread

bada bing said:
To Yankee Doodle Dandy

NIGEL DE JONG CAME TO TOWN
AND COST US LOTS OF MONEY
HE'LL SNAP YOUR LEG AND BREAK YOUR HEAD
BECAUSE HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY
Huh? And we take the piss out of the Rags for nursery rhyme songs...
 
HE PLAYS INFRONT OF THE BACK 4, DE JONG DE JONG
HES BIG HES FAST HES FUCKING STRONG, DE JONG DE JONG
HELL ROUGH U UP YOU FUCKING PUFF COZ YOUR SHIT CLUB IS OUTTA LUCK
NIGEL DE JONG (CITYS NUMBA ----- )


PLEASE SUGGEST SOME ENDINGS I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.

TA
 
droylsdenblue said:
blue moon tune attempt 2

De Jong
we've heard you're hung like King Kong
we've heard its twelve inches long

help required with last line...

Haha I like it so far
 
Blue moon tune

Deeeee Jong
we've heard you're hung like king kong
we've heard its twelve metres long
wom-en are scared of his dong
De jong!
 
Val Doonican



Sing sing De Jong
He plays it simple
And he can play it long
Don't worry if it's not good enough
We're bound to score a goal or three
just sing sing De Jong

na na na na na na na na na na na .......
 

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